Cris Carter gives us Blue Steel, or is it La Tigra? Ferrari, maybe?It's been awhile since we trotted out a caption post and I just had to share this exquisite photo of the legend Cris Carter sporting an expression befitting a man rocking a silo on his head.
You haven't let us down in the past so whatcha got this time around?
How about, "I've got a shank in this bag made specifically for the shriner that made me wear this hat"...
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Cris Carter: "Pulling the guard again, are you serious?"
No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
The Chris Carter that doesn't make the catch in the big high school game and winds up becoming just a caddy (think Mr. Destiny): "Where shall I drop these boss?"
"It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips." (It's that sweater.)
Love the LaCoste cardigan with the hat. Too bad the hat isn't 'DeKalb', or something similar.
"... A tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of the bastard's eyes out though. It's right here in my man purse."
Winnar!
If only I knew Keyshawn Johnson now...he would do a 'Key Matchups' segment on my trucker hat and cardigan....
LOL "just taaaaap it in....just taaaaap it in!"
lol
"Ohhh man, Im soooooo high right now!"
Where do you finds photos like these?
Well....I think he looks like Pac in that picture. Maybe it's the 'stache. Anyway, I'm imagining that immediately after the photo is taken he says "Picture me Rollin'", throws down his bag or whatever the eff he's carrying and then does that crazy-ass Tupac courtroom walk (I refer to it as the "Pac Walk").
As for a caption, how about this: "Cris Carter reacts to criticism directed towards his ill-fitting hat. Other dude looks away in fear of what might happen next. People in background consider getting "crunk"."
Always tough on the field, Cris Carter admits he chokes up listening to "Broken Wings" on his walkman.
This is my new hat. All my boys have the same hat and they're chics tonight too. I am and gonna grind on every chic I see tonight. Yeah i rock the cardigan half buttoned cause everyone should know just how tan and jacked I am.
F'in, Jaguh bawm!
"Buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup!"
I just saw the Asian version of this. It's not bad. "My destiny is secured. I have my Soy Sauce." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
Winner.
It's a European carryall!
Ive been catching touchdown passes all damn year, and Coach Bruce STILL makes me carry his shaving kit.......
My son is gonna hate me for this photo
"Quit giving me those looks. It's not a purse, it's a satchel."
Great use of the word "satchel"
these are the best posts ever
If only I would've know my sweater would be worth this much in 2009, I would have never talked to those agents....
(jk, Cris. I love you, and have your retro jersey, wear every Saturday)
"It starts with the clothes" says Carter, sporting the first ever 10-gallon baseball cap along with a popped collar/sweater combo and acid-washed jeans. "But sometimes it takes a little more", says Carter pulling the Sex Panther from his bag. "Sixty percentage of the time, it works every time."
(This is the greatest photo ever. I want a copy in every room of my house.)
excellent. gracias.
Maybe it's just me, but I was listening to the Jim Rome show today and the Tony Rizzo show was filling in as a guest host. Tony Rizzo's sidekick Aaron Goldhammer was a complete JERK. On a national radio audience he completely ripped the ohio State Football program and it's fans. He said the fans were obnoxious and arrogant, He said Ohio State fan is worse than Yankee fan. He also stated he is not a fan of any of Cleveland's Professional sports team. Personally I don't care if he doesn't like Ohio State or any of The Cleveland Professional teams.
HOWEVER, If you're employed by a local Cleveland radio station and you act classless and unprofessional on national radio It's embarrasing.
THOUGHTS????
Aaron Goldhammer is the reason I do not listen to WKNR anymore. He's the worst type of anti-Buckeye jackass you can find.
The final time I listened to KNR was when he started humming the Michigan fight song during a Jeff Thomas update in which he was discussing the Buckeyes upcoming game against LSU.
He's an asshole, plain and simple.
I have no idea what's goin' on. Don't forget to bring a towel.
Jeff with the assist!
Good thing for me im a tOSU die-hard and a casual Yanks fan.
Most obnoxious of the obnoxious perhaps?!
I did the same thing today. I was excited to hear my local guys talking on National Radio and then that slime ball started piling on just like the National media does. I did the same thing. I turned off the Radio, called WKNR and told them I will now listen to the Trivisano show. I'm done with WKNR. The Reason they get their ass wiped by WTAM is because of idiots like Aaron Goldhammer and A Pittsburg fan named Kenny Roda.
Early his freshman year, Cris Carter realized that he wanted to be known as something other than "All he does is carry upperclassmen bags"... and the rest is history.
I've been rockin trucker hats since 85' bitches.
The dude in the background is thinking "Is that Cris Carter?" but then realizes he is STILL hungry and quickly loses interest.......
Thats Izod!
we are the same!
i think some would say i'm obnoxious but... FUCK THOSE GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING!! TITLES TITLES TITLES!
haha
ha, satchel
The guy in the background, "man, I shouldn't of ate that last piece of cake!"
Since this entire post is chock full of movie quotes anyways
When Im asked to tone it down regarding my teams I reply with:
"Tone-down what motherfucker?!?!"
I get accused of being a front runner all the time. Can't help it, born and raised in columbus dad grew up a yankees fan in erie pa during the white ford, mickey mantle, etc days. mom is from NY State. It's in my blood.
I will admit though, I teter on the edge of obnoxious fandom at time.
but don't we all?
oh shit, i just noticed him. damn!
Same here buddy, except opposite. I was born and raised in NY, but had my grandfather from the Cleveland area so was born a Buckeye. Wouldn't have it any other way......
look at the hair on the lady in the back......wow
whitey* ford. typing sucks today, oh well.
I'm definitely more passionate about my buckeyes though.
People here in LA don't get it. I turned my buckeye-ness up to 11, the "M" makes me angry. Quick story, just got done golfing with my gf's older brother, went to the store to get some beer and food to grill. we drove seperate so i'm sitting on a bench outside of ralph's (kroger basically) and i have some idiot come up to me and say "did you go to ohio state?"(had on my red block O hat as usual. I say yeah. HE points to his scUM shirt to which I reply "that's fucking disgusting".
smirk wiped off his face, walks briskly in to the store without saying another word to me. i was proud.
Not according to the izod/lacoste web sites.
he looks like Ralphie from Christmas Story kinda
I found my 10th grade year book photo... weird.
No doubt an entire can of "Aquanet" was used to hold that up
i love the hat
"Where's ma agent at?"
Airline worker: "Aww look, Mr. Carter brought his own flotation device [snort]."
High-Five!!!!!!
i see your high five and raise a lo-five.
winner.
look at this high class guy...getting his yearbook photo in the newspaper!
(it is weird, i found family members in there)
I drive a truck, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best.
Is it just me or does it look like one of them just passed gas and they're both trying to play it off like it didn't happen?
Also mad props from an engineer to whoever actually did the math on what the Buckeye Bullet's 40 time would be.
Is is just me or does Cris Carter kinda resemble Tupac by his facial features in this photo.
epic win.
Also resembles Snuffaluffagus.
Is that lineman Mike Madigan in the picture with him??
"Man, Lloyd Bloom and Norby Walters are making me carry their luggage. Next time, I'll read the fine print in my contract."
The post booger-suger mornings are the worst.
It was the guy in the background