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What Would Woody Do?

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Since our last prize-free caption contest was so warmly received (whoa - all those EA pictures have me talkin' dirty) I dug up another classic Woody beauty for you to have fun with. So whaddaya got?

I'll get this party started:

"Let's go back to the film room and I'll show you ladies how I run the "2-Deep". Booyah!"

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Wil on 13 Feb 2008 - 12:14pm #

“Here’s the deal, you two are going into that room with this young fellow named Archie…..and if he doesn’t come out of there begging to sign with the Buckeyes then you are no longer my daughters.”

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bup bup bup on 13 Feb 2008 - 12:46pm #

"i'm going to have sex with both of these women"

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From the Barn on 13 Feb 2008 - 12:46pm #

That's what she said.

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Kyle on 13 Feb 2008 - 12:54pm #

"I'm about to 'pay' it forward!"

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Dan Isaacs (most of these were typed as lowercase letters.) on 13 Feb 2008 - 1:03pm #

"Man, I wish I had some sort of pill that would allow me to take advantage of this situation..."

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Dave N on 13 Feb 2008 - 1:25pm #

God, I love two-a-days.

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Wil on 13 Feb 2008 - 1:31pm #

Dave N has to be the leader after that 1

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Poe McKnoe on 13 Feb 2008 - 1:47pm #

"3 Yards and a Cloud of Dust? I'd say more like 10 inches."

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dave on 13 Feb 2008 - 1:47pm #

Old Plan: Three yards and a cloud of dust
New Plan: Two ladies and a cloud of lust(?)

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Mitch G. on 13 Feb 2008 - 1:49pm #

I'll show you honeys how to run the I-formation and we are gonna gain more than 3 yards and a cloud of dust!

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Travis on 13 Feb 2008 - 1:59pm #

"Most people will tell you that "Woody" is short for "Woodrow..."

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Wil on 13 Feb 2008 - 2:23pm #

Woody: "My room is right around the corner ladies"

Ladies: "Thank you so much Mr. Hayes....we just couldn't risk having anymore
mentally handicapped children with our husbands!"

Woody: “No problem Mrs. May and Mrs. Alberts.”

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Ron on 13 Feb 2008 - 2:32pm #

Strapless shoulderpads

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kris on 13 Feb 2008 - 4:24pm #

you guys are sick fucks those are his daughters

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Corey on 13 Feb 2008 - 4:43pm #

Someone back me up here, but I think Woody only had a son and no daughters, so game back on...

This contest could use a "glory hole" caption from Harold.

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Beauford on 13 Feb 2008 - 4:54pm #

Don't worry ladies, I'll be back right after we take care of Clemson

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bup bup bup on 13 Feb 2008 - 5:09pm #

"if these two women are my daughters, i will not have sex with them. but if they are not my daughters, then i will have sex with them."

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Ivan on 13 Feb 2008 - 5:17pm #

The truth about why Michigan folks really hate Ohio State is out. Because even the old guys get a chick on each arm.

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Brian on 13 Feb 2008 - 5:39pm #

Woody only had a son - Steven.

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Wolverines on 13 Feb 2008 - 6:51pm #

"I did not have sex with those women."

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jtbucks on 13 Feb 2008 - 9:23pm #

Two dames and a bottle of Jack.
Woody's ingredients for the real "Spread Option".

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Jimbo on 13 Feb 2008 - 9:53pm #

Girl #1: "So thats where they got the term "Booster Club"!!"

Girl# 2: "Forget the Booster Club...I'm just glad we got to find out how he got the name Woody!"

Woody: "Enough jibber jabber girls....now take your happy asses back to the dorms and tell your friends"

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Zeke on 13 Feb 2008 - 11:25pm #

Hey ladies, i got $19.87 will you take $20???

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KJB on 14 Feb 2008 - 1:23pm #

"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."

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KJB on 14 Feb 2008 - 1:25pm #

Wait I have better ones...

"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal."

Or

"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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Wil on 14 Feb 2008 - 1:36pm #

or how about:

"I like your hiney....I want to become friends with it."

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COB on 14 Feb 2008 - 10:00pm #

"Legendary Coach Hayes prepares his game plan for the evening...the brunette gets the power I and the redhead is getting the wishbone option"

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