What Would Woody Do?
Since our last prize-free caption contest was so warmly received (whoa – all those EA pictures have me talkin’ dirty) I dug up another classic Woody beauty for you to have fun with. So whaddaya got?
I’ll get this party started:
“Let’s go back to the film room and I’ll show you ladies how I run the “2-Deep”. Booyah!”
“Here’s the deal, you two are going into that room with this young fellow named Archie…..and if he doesn’t come out of there begging to sign with the Buckeyes then you are no longer my daughters.â€
“i’m going to have sex with both of these women”
That’s what she said.
“I’m about to ‘pay’ it forward!”
“Man, I wish I had some sort of pill that would allow me to take advantage of this situation…”
God, I love two-a-days.
Dave N has to be the leader after that 1
“3 Yards and a Cloud of Dust? I’d say more like 10 inches.”
Old Plan: Three yards and a cloud of dust
New Plan: Two ladies and a cloud of lust(?)
I’ll show you honeys how to run the I-formation and we are gonna gain more than 3 yards and a cloud of dust!
“Most people will tell you that “Woody” is short for “Woodrow…”
Woody: “My room is right around the corner ladies”
Ladies: “Thank you so much Mr. Hayes….we just couldn’t risk having anymore
mentally handicapped children with our husbands!”
Woody: “No problem Mrs. May and Mrs. Alberts.â€
Strapless shoulderpads
you guys are sick fucks those are his daughters
Someone back me up here, but I think Woody only had a son and no daughters, so game back on…
This contest could use a “glory hole” caption from Harold.
Don’t worry ladies, I’ll be back right after we take care of Clemson
“if these two women are my daughters, i will not have sex with them. but if they are not my daughters, then i will have sex with them.”
The truth about why Michigan folks really hate Ohio State is out. Because even the old guys get a chick on each arm.
Woody only had a son – Steven.
“I did not have sex with those women.”
Two dames and a bottle of Jack.
Woody’s ingredients for the real “Spread Option”.
Girl #1: “So thats where they got the term “Booster Club”!!”
Girl# 2: “Forget the Booster Club…I’m just glad we got to find out how he got the name Woody!”
Woody: “Enough jibber jabber girls….now take your happy asses back to the dorms and tell your friends”
Hey ladies, i got $19.87 will you take $20???
“I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.”
Wait I have better ones…
“I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal.”
Or
“I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.”
or how about:
“I like your hiney….I want to become friends with it.”
“Legendary Coach Hayes prepares his game plan for the evening…the brunette gets the power I and the redhead is getting the wishbone option”