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Woody Caption Contest – Take Three

Since you guys had fun with the last two Woody caption contests, I thought it was time for another.

No ladies on each arm this time around but I’m sure you’ll make do.

As usual, the winner receives only the props of fellow readers. We already give up more booty than Dashiki. In that vein, I’ll start it off – “Hey, Arch…smell my finger!”

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26 Responses

  1. Ryan B. says:

    I told Archie if we would have grow his ‘fro this high, he would have won 4 Heismans…

  2. Mitch Goldberg says:

    Chicks dig the fro!!! This man got more trim in his 4 years at OSU than I got in my entire life…… chicks dig the Buckwheat fro!!!!

  3. Mitch G says:

    Chicks dig the fro!!! This man got more trim in his 4 years at OSU than I got in my entire life…… chicks dig the Buckwheat fro!!!!

  4. Mr.reality says:

    Need directions Arch? North ’till you smell it, west ’till you step in it.

  5. BennyBlanco says:

    I’m glad all of you lovley women could make it to the “dream date with Archie, auction”. Ok ladies, this is a two time Heisman winner we got here. The bidding starts at $500…..do I hear $900??

  6. Dante says:

    “Now that sumbitch knows how to take a punch!”

  7. Morehart says:

    That Son of a Bitch is a fast!!! (pointing to Archie)

  8. KJB says:

    Archie…pull my finger.

  9. Wil says:

    Watching that young man sign his letter of intent is how I got my nickname “Woody!”

  10. kroc says:

    and right over there is where i took these two good ole’ boys and ravaged every hole they had……

  11. Ryan B. says:

    Wow I just realized how bad my statement was grammatically. Chock it up to being half asleep. Stupid 8:30 am classes. It should say….

    I told Archie if he would have grown his ‘fro this high, he would have won 4 Heismans…

  12. Wells and Wells Law Firm says:

    “I told her, if I can make you come with this one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole body.”

  13. facefullofbeanie says:

    “and right over there in that river is where i’m gonna dump that sumbitch Bo’s body when we’re done whuppin’ them this year”

  14. Morehart says:

    If any of you think your big enough to whoop my ass, I will be waiting for you…over there! Bring it!!!

  15. Wil says:

    “I tell ya, that Karen Holbrook is a real b*tch!”

  16. Jimbo says:

    I’m not even gonna put a quote down this time…I am laughing to hard to think of anything original. Well done gentleman!

  17. Boeckman Fett says:

    I just stink-palmed Bo, fellas.

  18. Dave N says:

    “Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna ruuuuuuun around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna telllllllllll a lie and hurt you”

  19. Chris says:

    Wow…back to back heat from B-Fett and Dave…

  20. Shot by the Schott says:

    Has this Terrelle guy even caught a glimpse of what Archie’s acheived?!

  21. JMIK says:

    “So you’re honest to God telling me that school up North has a library?”

  22. Alex-904 says:

    ” Did you guys see the a$$ on that girl, I know Archie did look at the grin on his face “

  23. Mark says:

    “…you’ll be doing a lot of doobie-rolling when YOU LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER !!!”

  24. Phil says:

    Mark, that was great, laudi-freakin-da

  25. Spivan says:

    In his best Coach Red Beaulieu voice: “Now this here son is my “waterboy.” Lets see your retard tackle that!

  26. Anonymous says:

    this guy on the right has 2 big nuts! you will see

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