Woody Caption Contest – Take Three
Since you guys had fun with the last two Woody caption contests, I thought it was time for another.
No ladies on each arm this time around but I’m sure you’ll make do.
As usual, the winner receives only the props of fellow readers. We already give up more booty than Dashiki. In that vein, I’ll start it off – “Hey, Arch…smell my finger!”
I told Archie if we would have grow his ‘fro this high, he would have won 4 Heismans…
Chicks dig the fro!!! This man got more trim in his 4 years at OSU than I got in my entire life…… chicks dig the Buckwheat fro!!!!
Chicks dig the fro!!! This man got more trim in his 4 years at OSU than I got in my entire life…… chicks dig the Buckwheat fro!!!!
Need directions Arch? North ’till you smell it, west ’till you step in it.
I’m glad all of you lovley women could make it to the “dream date with Archie, auction”. Ok ladies, this is a two time Heisman winner we got here. The bidding starts at $500…..do I hear $900??
“Now that sumbitch knows how to take a punch!”
That Son of a Bitch is a fast!!! (pointing to Archie)
Archie…pull my finger.
Watching that young man sign his letter of intent is how I got my nickname “Woody!”
and right over there is where i took these two good ole’ boys and ravaged every hole they had……
Wow I just realized how bad my statement was grammatically. Chock it up to being half asleep. Stupid 8:30 am classes. It should say….
I told Archie if he would have grown his ‘fro this high, he would have won 4 Heismans…
“I told her, if I can make you come with this one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole body.”
“and right over there in that river is where i’m gonna dump that sumbitch Bo’s body when we’re done whuppin’ them this year”
If any of you think your big enough to whoop my ass, I will be waiting for you…over there! Bring it!!!
“I tell ya, that Karen Holbrook is a real b*tch!”
I’m not even gonna put a quote down this time…I am laughing to hard to think of anything original. Well done gentleman!
I just stink-palmed Bo, fellas.
“Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna ruuuuuuun around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna telllllllllll a lie and hurt you”
Wow…back to back heat from B-Fett and Dave…
Has this Terrelle guy even caught a glimpse of what Archie’s acheived?!
“So you’re honest to God telling me that school up North has a library?”
” Did you guys see the a$$ on that girl, I know Archie did look at the grin on his face “
“…you’ll be doing a lot of doobie-rolling when YOU LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER !!!”
Mark, that was great, laudi-freakin-da
In his best Coach Red Beaulieu voice: “Now this here son is my “waterboy.” Lets see your retard tackle that!
this guy on the right has 2 big nuts! you will see