You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Some girls in class just smell so good when they walk by lmao
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 28, 2016
— Mike Weber (@mikeweber25) January 28, 2016
Pro Tip: Set your alarm an hour before you actually have to wake up, then you never have this issue.
Bills, bills, bills.
— Tyquan Lewis (@PrimeTime_Lewis) January 28, 2016
Bill bill bill https://t.co/9g8JPmgGuB
— Patrick Elflein (@elflein65) January 28, 2016
@b_price54 Billlll https://t.co/DKNKnDg0Tq
— Tyquan Lewis (@PrimeTime_Lewis) January 28, 2016
Billy Price was unamused.
thought we moved on from this https://t.co/0twUVoSFCY
— Billy Price (@b_price54) January 28, 2016
Phone died and once again the world stopped
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) January 26, 2016
We need some gray jerseys
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 23, 2016
I agree 100%. I've been saying this for years. Gray road jerseys would be absolutely fire emoji.
Just a video of me some years back pic.twitter.com/a7BIq1GbmJ
— Mike Weber (@mikeweber25) January 29, 2016
@Zone6_OSU #TheReturnOfEight0 @Nb_Eight0 pic.twitter.com/Rit7tO0Dg1
— Corey Dennis (@Coreydennis_) January 23, 2016
Macro professor holding a "homework lottery". Write a # between 1-40 on top of your hw, random # selected, whoever's # gets picked wins $5..
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) January 22, 2016
True fact: I attended three macro econ classes my freshman year and the prospect of winning $5 wouldn't have come close to convincing me to go. Good try good effort, macro professor.
Y'all I was just stopped at an intersection with my blinker on and two girls tried to get into my car thinking I was an Uber smh.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 27, 2016
First time I've been frightened by anyone under 5'6
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 27, 2016
Then they had the nerve to look at me like I was at fault. Like they were disappointed in ME.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) January 27, 2016
You passed on a golden opportunity here, Stephen. You have to take whatever the Uber charged them, cut it in half and give the girls a ride. At the very least, you have a little extra coin in your pocket, at most you have a date for Friday night.
When @JHilliard47 ask McDonald's do they accept dinning dollars
— Jashon Cornell (@JayRock_9) January 23, 2016
Happy birthday to the man @JT_theQB4th let me apologize now for later pic.twitter.com/i3uVjQ4aK2
— Billy Price (@b_price54) January 23, 2016
The offseason just got a whole lot better, folks. The 2016 Pokmon US National Championship is coming to Columbus. https://t.co/peOE55Tg7o
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) January 27, 2016
A few Buckeyes were understandably stoked about this news.
I guess the only option is to go... Right? #imthere https://t.co/O3xlcSEw6n
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) January 27, 2016
I will 100% be attending this https://t.co/5XbTYRWmHN
— SOMI JaMITCHELL (@MickeyMitchell0) January 27, 2016
Pantoni's Birthday Shoutouts
I'm generally quite critical of Mark Pantoni's birthday shoutouts, but I'll give credit where credit is due – this was a good week.
Happy Birthday shoutout to the cuh @JayHolmes_ pic.twitter.com/IVZK0CtUmp
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) January 25, 2016
Happy Birthday shoutout to @Madj1998 pic.twitter.com/8gMA5Rvzsz
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) January 25, 2016
Happy Birthday shoutout to @JT_theQB4th pic.twitter.com/cdJJSWTFrL
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) January 23, 2016
Braxton Does it For The Vine
Braxton Miller's performance in Senior Bowl practices more of what we've seen from him his entire career – six second clips of him obliterating the competition with his athleticism. If you've been on Twitter the past week, you've undoubtably seen him absolutely torch every defensive back unlucky enough to draw a one-on-one against the former quarterback.
His (now former) teammates have certainly taken notice.
B out there making money yo
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) January 27, 2016
easy money https://t.co/ChydMAc47s
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) January 28, 2016
Sauceee emmm then B @BraxtonMiller5 https://t.co/OY6dyFQSNc
— Noah Brown (@Nb_Eight0) January 27, 2016
Braxton is goin OFF..
— Justin Hilliard (@JHilliard47) January 28, 2016
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) January 28, 2016
My man @BraxtonMiller5 ballin out in the senior bowl. No one wants to see him in the 1on1's. Go get that money brother
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) January 28, 2016
Rest in Peace, Afroduck
Thursday, a campus legend was taken from us as our beloved Afroduck passed away.
Devastated about Afro Duck man
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) January 27, 2016
#RIPAfroDuck rest easy little homie pic.twitter.com/3axcywt3oz
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) January 27, 2016
Is it bad that I have no idea who Afroduck is...?
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) January 28, 2016
It's alright, Branden. Afroduck probably had no idea who you were either.
'Froback Friday! The great Darnell Valentine. pic.twitter.com/HrEboo6ZYj
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 29, 2016
@JayBilas Pour a little out on this Froback Friday for a legend who recently left us. #RIPAfroDuck pic.twitter.com/jywz2TI9HO
— Mark Titus (@clubtrillion) January 29, 2016
@clubtrillion Bury it a G. Pourin' it out.
— Jay Bilas (@JayBilas) January 29, 2016
Afroduck may be gone, but he's certainly not forgotten. Thanks to these commemorative t-shirts from your favorite website, his memory will live on forever.
Legends never die. Long live Afroduck.
This Week's Winner of Twitter
"Arm days with Chem lab are awesome bro, cause you have to wear a t shirt that lets your arms breathe and show everyone" -Craig Fada
— Joe Burger (@jburgs37) January 28, 2016
