The title of the article was "Hear Iman Shumpert's 911 Call". I'm ashamed to admit that my mind immediately went to something very negative. 911 calls and professional athletes usually don't mix. But this was a pleasant surprise:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/hear-911-operator-talk-iman-shumpert-through-delivering-his-baby-193920573.html

Congrats to Shumpert. I understand the joy he's feeling three times over. But man, I'm sure glad I didn't have to do that myself. Very well done.