I have somewhat of an affinity towards Bill Walton. His existential, idiosyncratic thoughts make me ponder life's most meaningful questions... and also make me wonder how he can tie his shoes in the morning without criticizing the etymology of the shoelace. This newest tangent by Bill is "one for the ages" according to the link, and I don't disagree. The ending of the video had me in stitches.

http://deadspin.com/this-bill-walton-tangent-is-one-for-the-ages-1691258386