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November 23, 2023 at 11:14pm
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I keep hearing people use the FULL SEASON of stats for the Cheaters.  Those stats are NOT VALID.  Why do pundits not see this?  Here are some powerful truths that nobody can deny:

1.  Their competition thus far has been against mostly NOBODY.  Penn State and Maryland as the two best wins, and then it falls off a cliff with literally no quality wins.  Bet.

2.  Since the first game without Connors, they have pretty much stunk it up.  Purdue was bad anyway; they could have beaten them with Connor’s advance scouting team suiting up.  But since then, they have increasingly given up more points while simultaneously scoring far less themselves in the second halves.  Bet.

3.  The pressure on Moore will be too great.  Doing three jobs (offensive line coach, offensive coordinator, and head coach) takes away from all three jobs.  He will fail somewhere, and it will be obvious, and glorious.  Bet.

4.  The genuine stat-line will catch up with the Cheaters on Saturday.  We saw a glimpse of their true colors against hapless Penn State who did run well on them, and a good passing team in Maryland burned them through the air.  Plus…both of those teams terrorized the Cheater offensive line so much so that they just gave up on passing the ball (if you really think they did that by CHOICE, you’re a football moron and outside any help I can offer you).  They KNEW their tackles were shit, but were able to cover the dung heap up against crappy defenses.  They are exposed.  Bet.

5.  Ohio State’s run game is better than Penn State’s run game, and Ohio State’s pass game is better than Maryland’s pass game.  That is not going to end well for the Cheaters on Saturday.  Bet.

6.  Exposure will be a bitch for this program.  After 2.5 years with the advantage of knowing what the opponent is running, the panic at NOT knowing will cause Cheater players to make wrong decisions in the moment.  Bet.

7.  People and pundits are predicting a low scoring game on both sides.  This thinking comes from BAD STATISTICAL EVIDENCE.  It is a false narrative.  True, the Cheaters WILL have a low-scoring result for themselves against America’s genuine Number One Defense…but offensively, the peaking-at-the-right-time Buckeyes are going to steamroll their way through this pile of reeking shit in two days.  Bet.

8.  45-13 Ohio State gorges on weasel meat.  

BET.

 

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