Ladies, Gentlemen, and otherwise fellow Buckeyes,

As of 7:00am Eastern Standard Time, we have seen the sun rise and fall a staggering 2,930 times since November 26, 2011. If my math and calendar-reading skillz are correct, February 12, 2020 is only 70 days away. On that date, it will have been 3,000 days since the Michigan Wolverines defeated the Ohio State Buckeyes on a football field. That's a large time span to hold triumph over the Maize and Blue. I have been waiting for this opportunity since the day we hit 2,000 days, and I will be taking full advantage of it. I will be taking the day off and partying, presumably quite hard in a 1999-esque fashion, taking one shot of an alcohol for every day since November 26, 2011. 

How will the rest of you be celebrating?