This question is inspired by an incredibly drunk guy who stumbled into Block O my sophomore year during the Michigan game, plopped himself right in the middle of the aisle, and passed the hell out for two and a half quarters. He woke up near the end of the game, asked people around him if Ohio State was winning, and when we told him "yes," he threw his arms in the air, weakly shouted "yeeaaahhh!" and then passed out again.

An absolute hero.