Where have my slobs gone?

If you notice, the term isn't even used anymore.

The O-Line was getting beat off the ball all night. J.J. and I.P. played poorly.

Coach Studwara? what are you teaching these young men? I've seen better blocking 

in line at Buckeye Donuts.

One play last night, late in the fourth, a PSU linebacker ran thru our line like it was

cellophane. J.T. was handing the ball off to Weber and he was back there so fast

he almost grabbed them both simultaneously. Brought back nightmares and 

dreamscapes of Alex Boone in the January desert.

I'm in a dark place right now.