Shout out to Hetuck from Va. for finding this.  Thought it was interesting.  Okay, delightfullly funny.

5 yrs, 49-16, 0 MNCs, health - By mtb December 19, 2011 at 02:53:33 PM 
(nfm) above - By mtb December 19, 2011 at 02:54:41 PM

40-12, fired. Gimmick offense flops in big boy conference* - By chris December 19, 2011 at 02:38:08 PM 

Not doing details but no doubt he wins a national title - By Randy December 19, 2011 at 2:28:40 PM 

Agree, he’s going to dominate there, not sure what people are thinking - By AnthonyC December 19, 2011 at 2:36:22 PM 

I don’t think his offense is going to do well in the B1G. Their fans will be disappointed - By Jeff December 19, 2011 at 2:08:10 PM 

4 yrs, 37-14, 1 BTT, 1-3 vs us, fired when he gets turned into the NCAA* - By Credit December 19, 2011 at 01:35:01 PM 

4 years, no national or conference titles. Spread won’t work in the B1G* - By Wayfarer December 19, 2011 at 01:32:54 PM 

13 seasons, 111-43ish, 0 MNCs, 3 BTCs, fired.* - By Justin December 19, 2011 at 01:20:17 PM 

6 years, 2 MNCs, 6-0 against us*- By mjt2317 December 19, 2011 at 01:12:58 PM 

3 years, 28-11, 0, flameout - By MU December 19, 2011 at 01:09:31 PM 

6 years, 62-18, 2 conference titles, zero MNCs, retires due to wanting to start over at USC * - By schadenfreude December 19, 2011 at 12:57:48 PM 

Five years, three losses total, two MNCs (conservatively)* - By FF December 19, 2011 at 01:04:52 PM 

In my wet dreams*- By FF (Fake Facts) December 19, 2011 at 3:00:48 PM 

lol By ny1995 December 19, 2011 at 1:22:18 PM 

Remember when you called yourself objective? - By wolvalum December 19, 2011 at 1:15:26 PM 

Not like you’re biased against Hoke or anything* - By Jeff Albertson December 19, 2011 at 1:06:26 PM 

2 years, 21-5, 0 MNCs, leaves at JC's calling to coach TT in Denver* - By New Guy December 19, 2011 at 12:57:26 PM

6 yrs, 61-19, 0 MNC, 1 BTT, retires due to "health reasons"* - By Jeff Albertson December 19, 2011 at 12:57:22 PM 

5 yrs, 50-15, 0 MNC, fired. People are forgetting the NCAA - By ny1995 December 19, 2011 at 12:52:46 PM 

He will do very well -- my guess - By y2wolv December 19, 2011 at 12:57:22 PM 

Somebody else taking Cap’s meds? 2 mnc's in 8yrs? - By sgt. hulka December 19, 2011 at 12:49:19 PM 

Outside of '97 and '06, Lloyd had at least 3 losses per year. So, basically that* - By Beer December 19, 2011 at 12:53:48 PM 

7 years, 71-23, 0 MNC, 3 Big Ten Titles, natives get restless because he doesn't meet their expectations and he "resigns"* - By bmbp December 19, 2011 at 12:47:43 PM 

I don’t think he makes year 4 - By cd December 19, 2011 at 12:46:39 PM 

We're expecting a lot.* - By Coleman Coolers December 19, 2011 at 12:46:35 PM 

5 years. 45-20. 0 MNCs. Retires on own* - By P December 19, 2011 at 12:43:45 PM 

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