So my boss sent out the agenda for tomorrow's quarterly update meeting. It was in Powerpoint, and there was a Heisman trophy picture in each slide. A theme I'm sure he's going to use with winning, being the best, etc. Well, since we're going with that theme, I thought I would one-up that and remind his staff who is the only 2-time Heisman winner. On the title slide of my quarterly update will be: