Ok, so I'm trying to get my 9 year old boy more into OSU football. He has the bug from this past years national playoff run, now I want to feed it. He asked me the other day for my favorite Michigan nicknames. I told him a couple of my favorites (meatchicken and sh*tagain), he laughed and said "why don't you post it on that website you're always on and get some more?" I told him I would in the off season.

So give me your best nicknames to help a 9 year old catch a lifelong Buckeye fever. (Don't worry if you have a derogatory term, it's Michigan after all and his mom won't see it.)