I will

1.  Get them all right and having been hiding my brilliance all these decades or

2.  Get none of them right and wish I hadn't posted this or

3.  Get half of them right and prove this is no more than a roll of the dice.

Florida -6.5 over Texas A&M

This spread just seems too low to me

Virginia Tech +5 over North Carolina

I just think Virginia Tech is underrated so far this year

LSU -14 over Missouri

Week 1 was a fluke re LSU

Oklahoma -2.5 over Texas

Since an asteroid strike is a 65 million to 1 shot, I'll pick Oklahoma because they always beat Texas

Tennessee +12.5 over Georgia

I'm not a believer in Stetson Bennett yet

BYU -34.5 over USTA

If the spread is this high USTA must be really bad

Texas Tech +12.5 over Iowa State

Because I don't think Iowa State can score 60 to cover the spread

Arkansas +13.5 over Auburn

Bo Nix just reminds me of Ron Paulus (remember him??)  He'll start all 4 years, won't sniff the NFL and will end up a high school football coach.

Clemson -14 over Miami

I'm just not a believer yet in Miami

Alabama -23.5 over Ole Miss

Alabama will cover by halftime

Florida State +21 over Notre Dame

Florida State has finally found their QB!

Critique away or provide your own picks.