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_ichigan "Comes Out" As a BBall School

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December 10, 2018 at 11:16am

Hilarious post over on MGoBlow.  An excerpt:

ANN ARBOR (The Harbowitz Report)—Warde Manuel, Director of Athletics for the University of Michigan, revealed during an emotionally charged press conference on Wednesday that the University was ready to acknowledge what many people had suspected for a number of years. Specifically, that U-M is, in truth, a basketball school.

Reading from prepared remarks, Manuel said, “I stand before you today to announce that The University is stepping out of the illusory shadows of the Big House and into the unapologetic lights of Crisler Arena. It is time to be honest with ourselves and honest with those who love the Maize and Blue. The University of Michigan is a proud basketball school.”

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