Although this will come as a total non-surprise to all Buckeye fans and 11W faithful, I just saw brain dead Desmond pick none other than Shea Patterson for Heisman. I am still dying inside.

Never mind the fact that Patterson has never played a single snap for scUM, would not have been a candidate at his last stop, or that his likely best target just broke his foot, or that scUM hasn't had a decent O-Line for almost a decade. 

I am no fan of the worldwide leader, but even they have to say to themselves once in a while - ok, the experiment has gone far enough. They have proven like many media outlets, it has nothing to do with intelligence or credibility, rather - just be a big personality and we'll keep you around.