New SEC commissioner Greg Sankey apparently thinks that a "working group" is going to mitigate criminal acts of players.

If they go by way of the SEC, this "working group" will probably be more like the "cover-up group"

Some snippets:

"Consistent with my comments related to a continuing conversation on conduct issues, we will appoint a working group on conduct expectations that will engage in reviewing our student-athlete conduct issues and policies," Sankey said. "Particularly, they will invest time to consider existing campus policies, national requirements and best practices in order to identify appropriate campus and conference expectations.

Although he was quick to say that he hadn't defined what amount of responsibility coaches bear in the conduct of their players, he did admit that, "Clearly, coaches have a responsibility for young people on their roster."

So how would that meeting go?

Commish: So how are we going to get our players to stop breaking the law?

Saban: Satellite camps and get rid of the no-huddle.

Miles: Have them eat grass.

Malzhan: Trees!  TP the trees!

YTownBucki: How about stop recruiting fucking criminals?

Saban/Miles/Malzhan: No, that's not the problem.  Have you seen how fast they are?

Seriously though, are we really at a point where 60 something year old dudes think that having a meeting is what is going to stop these guys from doing what they do?

EDIT: Forgot the link.