Who said what? Post your answers below and the winners will get upvotes or something.

1) "I don't give speeches. I give information."

2) "I will be your alarm clock, and wake you early." 

3) "I have always been here. I am waiting for a good movie about me. Who will play me?" 

4) "What you do not know is whether the death machine is at the site or whether it is being stored in my basement for future use." 

5) "I must hold his pain where it is. Mine does not matter."

6) "It is so much fun. It is more fun than killing wild game in the forest. Because man is the most dangerous animal of all" 

7) "The punishment I inflict, his fatigue, and that he is up against something he does not comprehend is everything." 

8) "My opponent is going to have to die. But does he have to kill me, too? He is killing me. But he has a right to. I do not care who kills who now." 

9) "I am not sick. I am insane. But that will not stop the game." 

10) "What will happen will happen, what won't happen won't happen."

11) "They'd none of them be missed. Uncompromising kind such as wachmacallit, thingmebob, and likewise, well, nevermind, and tut tut tut tut, and what's his name, and you know who. The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave up to you." 

12) "I don't take vacations. I don't get sick. I don't observe major holidays. I'm a jack hammer."

13) "Can I do without my left arm? Or left eye?" 

14) "I am now in control of all things."