http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/10/26/7074069/ole-miss-fan-weeps-smashes-milk-jug-after-loss-to-lsu

I...just...can't even...I love football as much as the next person, but the worst thing I've ever done after a game is drink a beer. (Lies, I dropped a 45 lb plate on my toe after the Gator Bowl and lost a toenail. It grew back!)