I saw an article some time back about a guy who went to college for fashion design in Cali.  After some success he moved to Fredricktown, Ohio.

I used to judge my fitness on how fast I could get to Fredricktown & back with my Trek 10 speed.

i can not find the article on this guy buying up rolls of military surplus camo & sewing them into masks.

I wish I were still thereto buy him a beer for that.  (I know).