I had a sandwich late last night
It was good
But I hate my life
I'm gettin fat
And can't fuck my wife
Causing all this strife
Wakin up at 3 AM
All this hunger is fuckin mayhem 
All the gluttons, no one can save them
I had some mutton, that's a little lamb
Mary had one so I killed that bitch
Cause I was fuckin hungry as fuckin shit