So last week we took our office folks to a nice little hotel along the beach in Xiamen (my office is based in Beijing) to celebrate the start of Chinese New Year. Since I'm the boss, they put us in a nice room on the 2nd floor overlooking the entry courtyard. So the next morning, just before the group was about to leave for breakfast, I announce to my wife that I just took a gigantic dump. I was pretty emphatic about the announcement, because, hey, it was, well, quite big. It turns out our whole team was waiting in the courtyard below and our room window was open.

Much laughter ensued.

So, what embarrassing moments have you had not realizing others could hear you?