Every year we hire an old guy who looks like Santa to come visit the kids the Friday after Thanksgiving. They tell him what they want for Christmas, we do photos etc. Pizza with the cousins &c. Good times. My kids just got in their 12th (probably an exaggeration...probably) fight of the day. My wife sent them to their rooms. Then she says to me "We should have Bill tell them they're on the Naughty list tomorrow." So I say "Hell no, that's insane. They'll be traumatized." So she says "I'm doing it. I'm gonna tell him to do it." Who's right? Here's to Thanksgiving Traditions, including beating the Hell out of the Wolverines. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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