Ok fellas.. It's a short week here.  Bosses are out and hard to concentrate on actually doing anything productive.  So I figured we could all use something light-hearted to pass the time until the weekend. So why not throw some eggs at our most hated rivals?.. Take armament with your funniest jokes aimed at those Northern Scum.  Or simply share your favorite stories of any experiences you may have had when dealing with the enemy.

Michigan's football team doesn't actually have a website... They can't string together three Ws.

Ice is no longer being served at Wolverine home games... The only student who knew the recipe graduated last year.  

Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings?
 A: To keep the flies off the bride. 

Why does the U.S. Postal Code use the letters MI in reference to the state of Michigan?
 A: Because it stands for "Mostly Idiots" 

What is the definition of a Michigan virgin? 
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers

Have fun Gents.  And Go Bucks!