#Offseason

I saw this on a Fark forum thread the other day & it made me wonder how tough the 11w community (thinks it) is. 

Simple rules:  name any celebrity that you think you could take in a 1-on-1 fight. 

Personally, I think I could take Jonah Hill (fat or skinny).

Bonus:  use Haiku

Jet Li is so small

Fists will fly with blazing speed

Earle won't stand a chance