I've always wanted to create this topic, just to see how weird/crazy/awesome people's stories are. I'll start.

-My kids wanted to get a cat not too long ago. I suggested "Zeke" for his name and the wife vehemently denied that. We settled on "Pete"...she thinks its for Pete the Cat (kids books) but its for Pete Johnson

-I refuse to wear anything blue or yellow for michigan week. This actually makes me break our uniform code