Having a kid in 2 weeks.

Wife keeps dropping hints about replacing the car with a minivan.

I keep waiting for future me to show up (having traveled back in time) with dire warnings of my impending doom, but so far, bupkis...

I need to hear from those of you who have crossed into this great unknown: Pros? Cons? Did your man-parts immediately shrivel up and fall off as I've suspected all along? Effective measures that you use to compensate?

OH GOD, MY LIFE IS OVER ISN'T IT???