Imagine: You're a talented #teen deciding where to continue your footballing career. Tim Beckman has come calling. You don't know anything about Illinois — why would you? you're a teenanger — but you've heard about this "Oskee" word Illini love to throw around.
Thankfully, there's a Tim Beckman for that. In the video above, Beckman elaborates on what the hell "Oskee"— as in Oskee-Wow-Wow — is all about, and frankly, I was more confused after the soliloquy.
Also, nobody really wanted to ask him anything:
(Here's a GIF of Beckman's supreme awkwardness to go.)