Les Miles Doesn't Know How to Interact with this Baby

What do you do with babies? I don't know because they terrify me, but petting them is creepy:

Les Miles petting a baby's head on periscope. Interesting pic.twitter.com/1GHneMu6gm

— Brandon Berrio (@bberri1) May 15, 2015

What else would we expect from a warlock who eats grass and claps like a toddler so he won't injure himself? I'm not sure, but I do know I'm disappointed that Miles (probably) won't ever coach Michigan.