Solemn news here, folks: ADIDAS, one of the most notorious crime families in North America, has struck once again. Their newest victim is Baylor, a school whose football team is already under investigation by the NCAA for recruiting violations.
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) March 6, 2014
Tastes are subjective, obviously, but I don't think it's a bold statement to declare these as putrid.
Here's to hoping Ohio State stays a Nike school (or at least out of ADIDAS' pocket) until the sun explodes.