Sorry, M'am... That's Not Braxton Miller

By DJ Byrnes on July 29, 2014 at 11:32a
20 Comments

Braxton Miller has bulked up to 221 lbs from 215 lbs, but he's still outweighed by freshman OL Demetrius Knox, who has Braxton by two inches in height and about 64 lbs.

At least she didn't ask Chris Carter

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Hovenaut's picture

Big Meech/Braxton Miller...

At least we know the young lady isn't on 11W, operating under false pretenses.

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

+6 HS
apack614's picture

Did she still want your autograph after you broke the news?

"If we worked half as hard as our band, we'd be champions." - Woody Hayes

+4 HS
Buckeye Knight's picture
+5 HS
robobuck's picture

Braxton with pads is smaller than BIG meechy

Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize? So run that you may obtain it.  1 Corinthians 9:24

MN Buckeye's picture

I have a feeling that Big Meech will have a lot of stories to tell

+4 HS
dubjayfootball90's picture

that is embarrassing...

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

IH8UOFM's picture

True story:

I have a friend (Michigan fan) that met Mark Dantonio at a gas station and kept calling him Tom Izzo on purpose. He said if looks could have killed him that day.........

+16 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

TO TO TO TO TO TO TO TO TO FUNNY

shadybuck's picture

excuse me sir?

M'am!

+2 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

I have seen Brian in concert in Mansfield and still laugh out loud whenever I think of his show. Emergency room is his best IMO

+1 HS
Buckeyevstheworld's picture

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

-4 HS
MassiveAttack's picture

I almost never play the race card, maybe 2-3 times in 25 years.  But to assume Meech is Braxton is just wrong.  Meech never mentioned what her race was, so maybe she just has vision issues?  lol

+1 HS
CC's picture

What does this have to do with race?  Somebody is way to sensitive.  It must be tough carrying that chip on your shoulder all the time.

-4 HS
d5k's picture

Apparently some people need sarcasm font for gifs.

+4 HS
Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Apparently some people need sarcasm font for gifs.

And that's when all hope for 11w is lost.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

+4 HS
BRNTJNS's picture

Pot calling kettle ?

bedheadjc's picture

It's "Ma'am" god dang it.....

+5 HS
Bradyhokescholesterol's picture

Wish I could up vote that more than once.

swainpm's picture

Love to hear Brax's reaction to this one. Meechy give us another tweet about that please!