Kirk Barton Gives Us First Glimpse of Ohio State's 'Waterwall' in Action

By DJ Byrnes on July 25, 2014 at 12:40p
27 Comments

Ohio State unveiled its $2.5 million rendition to their football locker rooms today, and a much-hyped addition is that of the "waterwall."

After Alabama installed one, Ohio State had to keep up with the Sabans. (It's all apart of college football's never-ending facilities arms-race.)

While Urban Meyer gave us pictures of the new facilities, former Ohio State offensive lineman Kirk Barton gave us the first video:

We have a waterfall!!!! If Bama does it, so will the Buckeyes! #HopeTheyDontGetALiveElephant

Eh, I don't know, Kirk; elephants are majestic creatures. I bet recruits would love to ride a live elephant around the streets of Columbus. 

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vitaminB's picture

Clearly, with facilities like these Urbz don't want No Scrubs.

+14 HS
Tater_Schroeder's picture

True. Also, he'll have to remember to tell his players to not go chasing those waterfalls.

That is, of course, if their they're used to rivers and lakes.

* EDIT: My apologies for using "their" instead of "they're". I've argued in the past it's a sin worth stoning over.

How Firm Thy Friendship

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kc_buck's picture

I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast

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brandonbauer87's picture

Problem is, the players WERE chasing waterfalls. Urbz had to install one in close proximity to keep their heads in the game. 

DannyBeane's picture

Is that accidental or are you trying to quote TLC on purpose?

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DJ Byrnes's picture

Oh, 100% intentional, baby.

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

BucksfanXC's picture

That can't be accidental. Nobody just says creep creep

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

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Unky Buck's picture

I needed that laugh today, lol Thanks

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InTressITrust's picture

I just hope we don't have any one Creep on the recruits and scare them away like the past.

"I'm not going to lie. We're anxious to be a part of a matchup like that. It's two states that love the game of football." -Jim Tressel

hit_the_couch's picture

Actually, I believe this is the waterfall installed in Alabama.

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

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20sider's picture

What the...?

GO BUCKS!

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

That's Florida Man. You might have read about him in the newspaper.

Hovenaut's picture

Lesson learned.

Mullett over before you decide to don Jorts.
 

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

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Tater_Schroeder's picture

What term did you Google search to find this image? Fantastic!

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hit_the_couch's picture

I Googled 'Alabama waterfall haircut.' Any of the terms are probably acceptable as well: mullet, the 10 90(10% on top, 90% in the back), the schlong ( short on top, long in the back) and my personal favorite the mississippi mudflap.

If I missed any, by all means point them out.

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

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simpson203's picture

When the "business" portion of the cut is that short, believe it's called a millet... Military in the front, party in the back

whiskeyjuice's picture

That's what I think of when I hear "creep, creep"

"Championships are not won on Saturdays in November. Championships are won on Tuesdays in August." -- Kerry Combs

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Seattle Linga's picture

I really like her hair 

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MikeTheBuckeye's picture

Kenny's little solo was completely improvised.

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Dillon G's picture

Smaller version of the same thing in terminal 3 of Dubai International (Emirates terminal). Pretty slick.

CC's picture

Bigger version of the one on my nightstand in 1996

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bethesdabuck's picture

"Please stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to..." 

Come on, I'm the first to have posted this?

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BucksfanXC's picture

No.

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

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imokah's picture

Have you ever gone to an Air Force Academy football game and used their men's rooms?  .....walls of water....pretty weird standing next to an Air Force General taking a leak against a wall.

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CentralFloridaBuckeye's picture

What next?  Can we have any animals in the waterfall?  Got to figure out a way to take it up a notch.