Future Michigan QB Alex Malzone Latest in Long Line of Michigan Trolls Who Have Proved Nothing

By DJ Byrnes on June 3, 2014 at 12:39p
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When Brady Hoke left San Diego State to take over Michigan, he put his Associate's Degree in Pop Psychology to work: No longer would it be, "Ohio State." No, to him and his Michigan Men, it would simply be "Ohio."

I've never understood why Michigan fans or their coach consider this to be some underhanded slight, but whatever — party on, Brady Hoke.

Some of Michigan's first recruits took after their Dear Leader. Ondre Pipkins went out of his way to call Tommy Schutt "average." Kyle Kalis promised "blood on the field" when he played Ohio State. Erik Magnuson promised no matter who was coaching Ohio State, they were going to "continue to whip that ass and enjoy doin it." 

Pipkins, Kalis and Magnuson have since posted an 0-2 record against Ohio State. (Although, to be fair to Kalis and Magnuson, they were such prodigious talents they spent the 2012 season wearing the same color shirts as many Ohio State fans on game days.)

Brady Hoke's only victory came over the worst Ohio State team in 50 years.

Enter 2015 QB commit Alex Malzone, who was four years old the last time Michigan won in Columbus, and fresh off a solid performance at yesterday's Elite 11 Camp:

You know who probably isn't loving it, Alex? The players on the team that will have to pay iron tax on this shit talk come November 29th, because it certainly won't be you leading the Wolverines into the Horseshoe.

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Ethos's picture

Wonder if he'll love it when Bosa plants his face permanently into the turf?

"What do you need water for, Sunshine?!" - Coach Coombs, if you don't love this man, you have no soul.

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cw823's picture

If only this made sense.  Unless he starts as a freshman, he'll never see Bosa (Joey)

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TCOB_6's picture

But it's not a stretch to think he'll see Nick in that game coming at him.

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TCOB_6's picture

Lol at the down vote for posting that we might see Nick playing for the good guys someday.

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Flyermike's picture

+1 to your for good Karma.  That certainly didn't deserve a DV.  Nick Bosa was a beast as a sophomore in high school.  I really hope he follows his brother's footsteps to OSU.

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TCOB_6's picture

From everything I've read, Nick is more advanced than Joey was at his age. Nick is said to be more of a Buckeye fan than Joey as well. I would like to think Nick would see the success his brother is having and want the same for himself. I believe Nick will be a priority for Ohio State when his time comes.

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buckeyeradar's picture

Nick his brother.

Buckeye in Texas

Jbucks's picture

still a QB for an opposing team may be BOSA'D 1 look at the guy & said QB has fear in his heart. he doesnt need to play to fear the monster that is Bosa

Light shines in the darkness and the darkness has not overcome it-John 1:5 SEC meet Ohio State, Ohio State meet SEC

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BuckeyeinToledo's picture

If I could upvote you...

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."

-Woody Hayes

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FROMTHE18's picture

If I went 2-11 against someone since 2000, I'd talk a ton of shit too. 

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boliver46's picture

Agreed.  Don't talk sh!t till you can back it up on the field.  These records are cyclical though.  We shall see if he can back it up when his time comes.

True Blue, but here for the laughs

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NuttyBuckeye's picture

The problem is, scUM cannot back it up on the field.  Sure, they come close here and there, but since they cannot BEAT OSU, they have become very frustrated.  They are sick of being Ohio State's little bitch and these young men are attempting to slam us with their mouths since they OBVIOUSLY CANNOT back it up on the football field.  They must think that words will hurt us as bad as a loss... They are SADLY MISTAKEN.

I personally find it pretty damn funny.  I just laugh out loud at people when I hear them talk like that to me (I happen to live in michigan).  They look at me surprised and ask why I laugh at their comments.  I tell them they must really be sick of being OSU's bitch because of the trash talk.  I tell them I have no need to trash talk their program, I am a better person than that.

Marc Pocock (a.k.a NuttyBuckeye)

What's round on the ends and high in the middle? Tell me if you know!

chemicalwaste's picture

Well, when that's all you've got is shit....

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BROSEPH's picture

Thanks for the 4 years of extra bulletin board material for the nasty defensive line lined up on the other side of the ball, Alex.  Might want to stock up on stain removing solution for your jersey.

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KevinJ's picture

Thanks for the 4 years of extra bulletin board material for the nasty defensive line lined up on the other side of the ball, Alex.  Might want to stock up on stain removing solution for your jersey drawers

Fixed it for you

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dubjayfootball90's picture

People on twitter love feeding the troll.

I hate smack talk unless it is the day of/week of a game. Until it reaches that point, it just doesn't matter. Whatever, good luck that this kid, Lord knows I would love to be a D1 QB, but check yourself, you have not even been through one practice or workout in D1. Talk when you have the job in hand and can actually try to back up your talk (echoing what DJ wrapped his article up with). 

scUM still sucks.

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

Nobody "coming after you" Alex. They're making fun of you.

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.

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NuttyBuckeye's picture

Nobody coming after him because he may never be a starter - or even see the field.  Better study hard and get your degree.  You won't be playing after college.

Marc Pocock (a.k.a NuttyBuckeye)

What's round on the ends and high in the middle? Tell me if you know!

Tom57's picture

And for that Alex can be glad... b/c whoever does lead the TTUN into the Shoe is going to get beat up pretty good.

Gardner might be able to avoid the rush, but he is an interception waiting to happen.

Sugar Shane if he is unfortunate enough to play much, will end up like the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz after his stuffing gets knocked out.

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southernstatesbuckeye's picture

>>Sugar Shane if he is unfortunate enough to play much, will end up "like the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz after his stuffing gets knocked out."

And hopefully, will leave with a new brain.

I doubt it.

 

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thatlillefty's picture

Nothing wrong with a lil smack talk. If this is truly the greatest rivalry in college football, then it's be expected, right?

Go bucks!

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sb97's picture

Agreed.  I dont mind seeing a few tweets like this from "them guys up north"!

kholmes's picture

Agreed..the guy had just received notification that he received an invite to the Elite11 finals so he was excited. This tweet occurred five minutes after the first one so he was still excited. It seems like pretty harmless comment...of course this triggered overreaction from BOTH fan bases but its to be expected.

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ISURVIVEDCOOPER's picture

He looked legit in the video I saw, so kudos for getting some talent up there... It makes indelible images the likes of Boren over Gardner that much more satisfying.  

"I don't apologize for anything.  When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there." - Woody Hayes

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skid21's picture

No doubt it is most certainly harmless. Talk is cheap and he proved it.

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jedkat's picture

 

“The teams that don’t respect their coaches and don’t trust their coaches are the teams that go .500"
~Zach Boren

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Oyster's picture

How can somebody be a troll if you have never heard of him before?  Kind of like having a war and nobody showing up.

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I_Run_The_Dave's picture

Dave Brandon is fighting such a war, a war to populate the student section at the Big House.

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buckeyedude's picture

You're comment, Oyster, reminds me of a comment my uncle used to say to me when I was a kid: "Hey Stevie(that's me), you wanna fight/wrestle?" Of course I'd always say, "Let's go!" and he would follow up with, "Meet me outside in 5 minutes, if I don't show up, start without me."

More false bravado from TTUN. DO THEY NEVER LEARN TO SHUT THEIR PIE HOLE?

 

 

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I_Run_The_Dave's picture

The band formerly known as the Dead Schembechler's once wrote a song called "Chad Henne sucks."  Alex Malzone only wishes they'd write a similar song for him.

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northwest_buckeye's picture

Uhh... It wasn't exactly that "clean."

NSFW link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8bzZEtOcb8

I've never said I 'hate' anyone because that would imply I had any emotion for them whatsoever.

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daytonbuckeye's picture

That video just made my day. I will be sharing it with everyone I know.

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vwhiegs57's picture

Hahahaha #classic

Hovenaut's picture

OSU fans coming at me already and I absolutely love it

Just wait until the OSU defense does the same.

*EDIT* - If you're on Twitter, ignore this fool for the moment. Bring it back up at the appropriate time.

 

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

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BED's picture
The internet never forgets.

 

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allinosu's picture

So Michigan recruited him to drive the bus.

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I_Run_The_Dave's picture

Won't be the last time I'm in a good mood driving home from Columbus

Brady Hoke hasn't eaten Columbus out of Krispy Kreme's yet, so maybe he's just really looking forward to a delicious hot glazed donut?

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ISURVIVEDCOOPER's picture

Hot glazed donut over some skyline chili...

"I don't apologize for anything.  When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there." - Woody Hayes

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YTOWNBUCKI's picture

Props to DJ for the headline pic.  It's obvious by his expression that he just spotted the buffet.

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Replace_the_o's picture

2011 Football Season: Brady Hoke starts calling OSU "Ohio."

2011-2012 College Basketball season: As a 4 seed, tsun basketball team loses in the first round of the tournament to...Ohio. 

*Smile*

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Rogabone's picture
The Dude.

 

"Who is that madman?" the new arrival asked St. Peter.

"That's God," St. Peter replied. "But he thinks he's Woody Hayes."

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THEOSUfan's picture

I remember during the Cooper years, during the week of the game, some Buckeye would start trash-talking, guaranteeing a win, etc.  - and then Ohio State would go out and lose.  Last year Gardner guaranteed a win over Ohio State in the preseason. Almost pulled it off, but not quite.  And when you don't pull it off, it just proves that it's a bunch of meaningless words.

Two options:

1) Play hard, beat their ass, shake their hands, and then celebrate a big win in The Game.

2) Play hard, beat their ass, shake their hands, and then trash talk them.

Starting this nonsense in HS is going to a whole new level of stupid.

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Buckeye419er's picture

UGK said it best when they said "N***** talk a lot of sh*t in a safe place". Only reason he'll be happy driving out of Columbus will be because he's happy to still be breathing. 

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Seattle Linga's picture

Michael Hart just screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to Alex trolling us. It is the Kiss of Death!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Oyster's picture

Wow!  That is an old picture of Hart.  It was taken before he changed his number to 04...

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RedsBuckeyeBoy's picture

I remember when that happened. Most of the other numbers just fell right off his jersey after he ran into the Buckeyes defensive wall!

Poor guy was left with only a fraction of what he had at the start of the game...

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Seattle Linga's picture

Well Played Red!!! I like your style

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toledobuckeyefanjim's picture

Malzone will be the next Mike Hart.

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buckeyedude's picture

Or maybe a slower Velcro?

 

 

osupolo's picture

Oyster,  it's not 04, it's 0-4 for Heart.

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Hart is small enough to fit on the cover.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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southbuc's picture

How funny is it that OSU isn't even in top 10...yet played in the NCG...I really can't understand why any of these kids would go to TTUN right now.  After how terrible Hoke has been how can they buy into any of the hype?

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Oyster's picture

"There is a sucker born every minute."

P T Barnum

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TheTeam16's picture

Most of it is due to the fact it is one of the greatest universities in the world, smart kids want to have a backup plan if they don't make it in the league. A degree from Ross or UM Engineering goes a long way post football. Many of our highly touted recruits in the last few cycles have listed that or wanting to play for GM as their main reasons for choosing UM. Can't really fault them for either of those rationales. 

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

What does that have to do with future Kinesiology majors?

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CowCat's picture

Um, the vast majority of UM football grads major in "General Studies" -- to get around going to "real" college.  So the UM degree argument doesn't hold water.

Jim Harbaugh even called UM out about this.   Ohio State has a better record of getting players meaningful degrees recently.   See:  Craig Krenzel, molecular genetics.   Ironic that he's from Michigan.

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

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Osurrt's picture

The way the product has rolled out and produced on the field the last 10 years, I would say an academic back-up plan is a GREAT idea. Now a serious question,,,,

 

Will Ohio State continue to exist as Ohio State long after we refer to Brady Hoke as the former U of M coach?

Burnsy's picture

I feel this might be blown slightly out of proportion? Pretty harmless and actually expected. 

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Buckabroad's picture

I like Malzone. This kind of trash talk coming from someone who has not proven anything yet is an essential part of TTUN football culture. Still, these things have a way of haunting you. More than a few Buckeye teams have shown the Harts and Gardners of this world that a single deed is worth more than a thousand words ... A quick check on the last 10 Games may imply as much.

"The minute we stop expecting greatness, we become Wisconsin."

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TheTeam16's picture

I would wager to say it is a part of any football teams culture that has a hated rival...on both sides of the ball. 

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jpbuckeye's picture

In regards to our rivalry (which is the only rivalry I really care about) the balance of trash talk falls more on their team than our team. Or has there been a lot of this from our team than I have read?

gumtape's picture

I like this attitude, makes wolverine tears much sweeter.

 

just another psycho, irrational, delusional Ohio St fan

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BUCKSOMIES's picture

Is that a photo of Hoke passing gas or pinching a loaf?  He looks constipated.

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sharks's picture

He made the Elite 11 and the Buckeye guys didn't.   He's got scoreboard right now.   We'll check back in a few years and see what's what.

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skid21's picture

And that proves what? Talking shit as a high school kid only leaves you open for backlash. Especially since he is committed to a school that has been OSU's bitch for over a decade.
 

TheTeam16's picture

I don't know if you were not alive in the era from 1983-2000...in that 17 year span osu won four games against Michigan.

The rivalry is cyclical. Do I believe Hoke is the man to bring UM back to prominence...hell no, but looking at Bama...it only takes one coach at the right time.

If you think that UM will be mired in mediocrity for the rest of eternity you are kidding yourself. Too much money, too many people who care. 

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Ahh Saturday's picture

Not for eternity, just for as long as college football continues to be played. 

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TheTeam16's picture

Hahaha, it will be the NFL D league sponsored by the individual universities soon...so I guess we are screwed!

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Crumb's picture

We know the blue tools will be back someday but we dream they'll stay in the raging dumpster fire that they're in at the moment can't we?

"The only good thing about it is winning the d*** thing" - Urban Meyer on The Game The War

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lsjSnail's picture

He said decade....not eternity. 

ghalephoto's picture

~~The rivalry is cyclical, not in an era with Urban Meyer.  If he coaches 10-15 years you saying that ichigan will win 7-10 games?  If it is cyclical its going to be stretched pretty far before they come back with any type of consistent dominance, if at all.  In fact if Brady Yoke is around for awhile, will he ever win Vs Urban Meyer?  He will come close but I don't see it. 

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TheTeam16's picture

I think you may be the only person on planet globe that thinks he is coaching 10-15 more years...but what do I know. I predict 5...maybe less if he keeps underachieving or his health problems come back. I know you may not agree with this, but I am sure there are OSU fans on this site that hold the sentiment that Urban really has not accomplished anything yet at OSU outside of an undefeated season with one of the most cake schedules of all time.

Still a lot more than UM has accomplished, don't get me wrong. But, I will say that UM was also in a MUCH worse spot when brady inherited the program than when urban inherited OSU. That is hard for me to say, because I do not like brady hoke as a coach...which I have been over many times. 

While Meyer and Hoke have been recruiting and, for the most part, bringing in the same level of talent, Meyer already had gobs of talent to work with while Hoke was left with the remnants of terrible 2010 and 2011 recruiting classes.  Neither of which provided him with sufficient talent on the offensive line which is the biggest reason why we went 7-6 last year.  Sure, Borges didn't make things better by changing schemes every week but the fact remains that he was working with freshman, redshirt freshman, and true sophomores last year.  Thats what the bulk of the O-line depth was made up of. Take all this away and the last 2 games have been very close...I think Brady is very capable of beating Urban...or should I say the coordinators are very capable of beating urban haha, because it literally cannot get any worse than it did last year.

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Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

The rivalry is cyclical.

The problem for you lot is that it's only rarely cycles in your favor. The Cooper era, mid 1940's to early 1950's & the 1920's. Outside of that the pendulum has mostly swung the other way.

So on the bright side you can look forward to a run of victories during a decade sometime mid century.

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TheTeam16's picture

We still lead the all time record...so I tend to think it really doesn't matter what era it was...wins a win. So if we lose every game over 10 years but then win the next 15 what do I care.

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Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

We still lead the all time record...so I tend to think it really doesn't matter what era it was...wins a win.

Princeton, Army & Minnesota used to win a lot of games.

The difference between the two programs is that Ohio State fired a coach for repeatedly going 9-3 whereas up north that's the benchmark you're trying to get back to.

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TheTeam16's picture

Ok? Football is football a win is a win. Time doesn't matter haha.

And yes you are correct, we haven't been the greatest. Brady has had some challenges to overcome and I think the program is headed in the right direction. I just dont think he is the man to finish the job.

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AngryWoody's picture

I think you may be the only person on planet globe that...

Where is this "planet globe"?

Our Honor Defend!

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jpbuckeye's picture

If there are that many people who care and that much money, why can you not hire an elite coach?

AirAssaultBuckeye's picture

So was this a different Elite 11 than the one Burrow (2015) and Clark (2017) attended??

Rendezvous With Destiny

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sox33osu's picture

Gee Alex, I remember my first beer...

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jedkat's picture

 

“The teams that don’t respect their coaches and don’t trust their coaches are the teams that go .500"
~Zach Boren

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seafus26's picture

Pretty confident for a kid that has no idea who his head coach will be, what system they'll be using by the time he gets any playing time or at what rate their ship will continue to sink. Lol, Young Man. Kids say the darnedest things.

Go Bucks and michigan STILL SUCKS!

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CC's picture

Anybody else have a bad Alex Anzelone flashback?

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Shangheyed's picture

Would be interesting to see a where are they now indeed Alex would be one I would like to see how his Dad's decisions turned out...

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IH8UOFM's picture

Every time I see his name mentioned I think of Anzalone. lol

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Furious George 27's picture

I thought for a second this was Alex Anzolone

Yeah, well…that’s just like, your opinion, man.

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Jugdish's picture

Congrats to Malzone on making the Elite 11 (14).  He gets the rivalry and I really appreciate that. But it is a one sided rivalry. Go Bucks!

Remember to get your wolverine spade or neutered. TBDBITL

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hit_the_couch's picture

I have no problem with TTUN players or future players attempting to troll tOSU. They are only making themselves look bad and will probably realize it at some point.

"I came back for my senior year to win a national championship and to beat the Buckeyes."

TTUN RB Mike Hart's thoughts right before the #5 wolverines lost the season opener to FCS Appalachian St.

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

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Buckabroad's picture

Wasn't it Mike Hart who said he had "unfinished business"? I guess that "unfinished business" was completing the Buckeyes' 0-4 sweep of TTUN during his tenure.

"The minute we stop expecting greatness, we become Wisconsin."

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hit_the_couch's picture

I just found it; I guess I was a little off on what he said: It's little wonder, then, that the talk in Ann Arborduring the off-season wasn't so much about improvement as it was about unfinished business. "There are three things I haven't done," says senior running back Mike Hart. "I want to graduate, I want to beat Ohio State, and I want to win a national championship."

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1104173/index...

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

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Buckabroad's picture

That was it (graduation, OSU & NC). Thanks for the link. Ah well, I guess one out of three isn't too bad (Hart did graduate, didn't he?).

"The minute we stop expecting greatness, we become Wisconsin."

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Shangheyed's picture

Off season takes so !@$& long.... if we could only play them tomorrow.

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BlueBayou's picture

I'm not up on the tweeter, but isn't it like a public conversation?  You twit those who follow but others can see it?  If this is the case then wouldn't one's twits be more or less directed for their friends / followers / fans?  That makes this hardly a troll at all and more or less playing to your fan base.  Unless......  Alex Malzone is only followed by tOSU fans...... Or tOSU fans are keeping a close eye on the hashtag #GOBLUE?   Wow, tweeter is more messed up than I thought, making me glad I'm not on there.

Other question, how come when one's own players do something similar like Bosa as a recruit, Bosa as a player, Damon Webb and his dad, Berger (in all fairness I guess Hoke trolled him first by calling him Alex), Braxton Miller, ..... and even the coach's like Meyer and Warriner, it is the greatest thing in the world and they are so awesome, but an opposing recruit makes a tweet that isn't even a jab nor directed towards the opposing fan base and he is a douche and it is the worst thing in the world?  All I can think of is #crazyfanlogic which isn't exclusive to any one fan base, and can be easily found in mine a large amount of time as well, but dammit I blame Walmart because of its great buys on Michigan gear (qeue your best Walmart Wolverine pictures and please share)

My opinion is who cares.  It doesn't hurt anyone so whatever.  Those that are trolled are truly only trolled by themselves.  #Trollingyourself  #rhcp

 

 

 

 

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GoBucksOSU's picture

Probably because Michigan has only beaten OSU 2 times in the last 13 years and therefor has not earned the right to trash talk. I was only a little kid during the 90s so I wasn't really watching football back then but I would have said the same thing about OSU during the Cooper era.

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HouseHarleyBuilt's picture

For someone not on "Tweeter", you sure know how to use a hash tag.

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Squirrel Master's picture

i did find that kind of funny. Its Twitter but he calls it Tweeter, and when you post something its a Tweet and he called it a Twit.

ah, who cares. Let the kid talk trash!

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

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OSU_1992_UFM's picture

Enough of your logic...

UFM_Renewal

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AngryWoody's picture

P.S. I'm glad you're not on twitter either because you sound like a complete jackass.
 

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LouGroza's picture

The difference is ttun has had its ass handed to them with the exception of two games since 2001. If you're going to make public statements about how you will beat your rival, you should at least be somewhat close to being comparable in winning games against that rival. If not, you look foolish, like the latest tun commit. Fairly simple concept. If the tables were turned it would seem silly to hear OSU recruits tweeting that same stuff.  

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Barnsey69's picture

All we need now is for somebody to predict that he will win 4 Heismans and the eventual failure of Mr. Malzone shall be complete!

I am a modern-art masterpiece.

RedStorm45's picture

Brady Hoke's only victory came over the worst Ohio State team in 50 years.

1999 would like a word.

Arizona_Buckeye's picture

HA - it's going to be a long long long bus ride home!  I'm still laughing at Kalis too!  I have a feeling the ass kicking they'll receive this year will be epic!

The best thing about Pastafarianism? It is not only acceptable, but advisable, to be heavily sauced

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IH8UOFM's picture

He's running short on time for that whole blood on the field promise

BuckeyeLurker0509's picture

I like it. Good natured banter. Best of luck to him on Saturdays except for The One in late November.

Too bad Brady Hoke wont be around for his senior year.

MOBuckeye's picture

The lead pic makes Hoke look like Chris Christie...

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jaxbuckeye's picture

That's actually really funny. We need to start using it as a punch line. I'll start. 

Why should Brady Hoke be worried about his job as long as he has the support of New Jersey voters?

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jaxbuckeye's picture

When asked to comment on the proposed 5% Jersey Shore sin tax, Brady Hoke replied, "I think you have me confused with someone else ."

When asked his thoughts on the Wolverines' upcoming season, Chris Christie had a similar response. 

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Buck Commander's picture

A real fat Gary Dellabate

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

wyatt's picture

Don't write checks your bank can't cover.   FFF ichigan

Citrus's picture

haha @ Iron Tax. I am going to drop that into normal conversations now.

DJ Byrnes's picture

 

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GulfCoastBuck's picture

Not too bad kid, but I am surprised a Michigan man made it as far South as CBus considering they have such a tough time getting past Toledo.

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AkronBuckeye13's picture

He'll probably be in a good mood driving home from Columbus cause he didn't have to actually play against Ohio State's D-line.

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

Normally, I think it's probably not a good thing for a guy that's not even going to play in a certain game to start talking trash about the opponent.  Just saying - it's the guys that will see the field that have to deal with however much extra motivation their opponent has from the trash talk.  It's one thing for Devin Gardner to say that TTUN will beat OSU, because he is the TTUN starting QB, so he will play a pretty significant role in whether TTUN beats OSU or not.

However, it is a rivalry.  It's the greatest rivalry in sports.  What great rivalry isn't filled with hatred and trash talk, with an underlying level of respect?  Also, since it is The Game, how much extra motivation does OSU really need?  If you're suiting up in Scarlet and Gray on that late November Saturday, and you're not already ready to fuck up every motherfucker in maize and blue, then trash talk isn't going to help you much.

Class of 2010.

Squirrel Master's picture

Although, to be fair to Kalis and Magnuson, they were such prodigious talents they spent the 2012 season wearing the same color shirts as many Ohio State fans on game days.

there is so much win in this line DJ! and after this years game, maybe they can wear a gray shirt too.

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

ISURVIVEDCOOPER's picture

I think this was a successful venture in smacking a young'un who may or may not see the field.  

"I don't apologize for anything.  When I make a mistake, I take the blame and go on from there." - Woody Hayes

buckeyedude's picture

I was in my 20s and 30s during the 1990s and remember it all too well. Back then, TTUN pretty much had bragging rights, and the cocky UM fans that I worked with and other acquaintances would constantly remind me of the lopsided nature of the rivalry at the time. I couldn't say much, and I didn't say much.

Fast forward to 2014 and the roll OSU is on and the TTUN fans I encounter STILL run their mouths and trash talk. They don't have a leg to stand on. At some point, you just look like a sore loser. If I can't win, I'm taking my ball and going home. Bunch of cry babies.

 

 

ArizonaBuckeye's picture

Hahahahahahahahaha. That's really all I can do after reading that. Can't wait for 11/29/14!

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." -Woody Hayes-

Johnny-Shane_Utah-Falco's picture

"There will be blood on the field..."

- Kyle Kalis, after his tampon fell out of his game pants

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ArizonaBuckeye's picture

Hahaha OK kid. 11/29/14...I'm ready right now! Go Buckeyes!

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." -Woody Hayes-

Todd-Not Boeckmann's picture

I'm going to save that tweet and retweet it the week of the game for our DLine to read.  Maybe after watching the buttkicking our DLine gives to the weasel QBs, he'll commit to a safer team, like Mt Union.

On the wall guarding the North Coast from all Weasel invasions.

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Buck Commander's picture

Let's sum this up in a nutshell..........FUCK MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

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CasualBystander's picture

Me thinks it's telling that everyone is getting so worked up over some B-level shit talking from a 2015 recruit. He's not a troll, he's not the devil, and he's certainly not an inbred idiot for publically supporting his future school on twitter after a good day at the NFTC...At best this thread is a sad display of over sensitivity, and we're all hypocritical if we lambast him using the same poop throwing about some TBD future game in which his pancreas is torn out by some TBD bucks defensive player...Come on now...

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured." - Mark Twain

teddyballgame's picture

yep it's the offseason

Buck Commander's picture

Picture of Hoke looks like he just sniffed Ann Arbor's Ass!!!!'

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

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BUCKSOMIES's picture

She is a whore you know.

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JohnnyKozmo's picture

Bottom line, this is why the rivalry is so great.  I think it's great.  Let them talk, and us shut them up.  I'm sure one of tOSU players will say something that will fire up TSUN fanbase.  I love every minute of it.  

 

I also love the way UFM handles the media when it comes to the Game.  He says what everyone knows he's thinking, a lot more like Woody in that way.  

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osupolo's picture

Good for the kid, he understands the greatest rivalry in ALL of sports. Let's see if he can back it up.

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CentralFloridaBuckeye's picture

Oh yes, the Iron tax will be paid!  It will be paid with a big can of whoop ass!

Go Bucks!

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buckeyetodd's picture

Malone is just having some fun. Let's play along.  We will do our talking on the field.  As the king of Israel said to the king of Aram in 1 Kings 20:11, Let not him who girds on his armor boast like him who takes it off.’ ”

ToddT

zacisone's picture

Imagine Samuel L Jackson in Die Hard with a Vengeance.

Oh look Uncle! It's another M***igan dickhead!

I've seen one says Dad, not even looking up from the TV.

The young man says "not like this one".

Zacisone

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BrewstersMillions's picture

What the fuck is an Alex Malzone?

4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off