Ryan Shazier Has a Message for the Haters: I'm Not Fat

By DJ Byrnes on April 11, 2014 at 1:32p
37 Comments

We last saw former Ohio State great Ryan Shazier demolishing the NFL combine and running like a mutant at OSU's pro day. NFL teams were reportedly excited at the chiseled physique of the recently bulked-up Shazier.

Apparently, however, there have been haters taking pot-shots from the woodwork. Some have allegedly even gone so far as to call Shazier fat.

Of course, Ryan Shazier wasn't about to take that sitting down:

FA ALL THE HATERS SAID IM GETTING FAT COME ON NOW 238 ALL MUSCLE

 Shazier: 238; Haterz: 0.

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Doc's picture

That is one big dude. Shazier is da shit!

"Say my name."

+1 HS
route4buckeye's picture
+2 HS
VintonCountyBuck's picture

Wow. He is so fat  phat.

Fixed it.   Lol

 

Edit:  strike through feature still not working

“Right now, Michigan is not at the pinnacle of college football, and that’s all Urban Meyer cares about...He’s been there and knows what it takes to get there.” 

+5 HS
Tanner's picture

Hold up, hold up

Let me prove my manhood by posting a quick bathroom selfie

There! Manhood proved!

+25 HS
Hovenaut's picture

The camera adds ten pounds.

(there are many cameras in Ann Arbor (still a whore))

 

+8 HS
Unky Buck's picture

I thought the camera added, like, a couple hundred pounds...

 

...

+12 HS
CGroverL's picture

"Am I just severely wasted or does Tommy look bloated?"..............."No, it's TV, man. Camera adds a couple hundred pounds".

I couldn't resist a reference to Chris Farley in Tommy Boy as his Frat Brothers talk about his looks on TV.

The cameras in Ann Arbor? Is that why Brady Hoke looks like he's at 'bout 450?

"I hope they're last in everything"

Thanks, Urb!

+4 HS
BassDropper's picture

He has some work to do with the love handles, but other than that...not bad

DIRECTIONER

-1 HS
KBonay's picture
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Knarcisi's picture

Uh, that's muscle. 

+2 HS
dan_isaacs's picture

There were some photos that showed his stomach looking like a  beer belly.  Probably when he was breathing heavy or something. 

Dan Isaacs

gneptuneproductions's picture

BREAKING NEWS: Former Ohio State Player posts a Selfie on Instagram! 

Man, April is definitely the start of the slow months for ElevenWarriors. Looking forward to August.

+1 HS
BroJim's picture

I don't feel it's our place to be discussing the young man's body. Yes, he is an athlete and it comes with the territory; and yes, he posted the picture, I understand. However, I feel it is a societal ill. 

 

I season my simple food with hunger

-7 HS
Denny's picture

Well it is NFL Draft related, and the NFL Draft is probably the largest societal ill out there, so I suppose you're right.

Taquitos.

+4 HS
BroJim's picture

Haters gonna hate. 

I season my simple food with hunger

+1 HS
FitzBuck's picture

 

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

+6 HS
741's picture

Greg Oden says he's got your fat right here.

+4 HS
BassDropper's picture

I feel gay for opening that, even though it wasn't what I thought it was going to be.

DIRECTIONER

-1 HS
route4buckeye's picture

Coming from a poster that likes One Direction and posted a forum topic on a gay man's boner...

-4 HS
BassDropper's picture

Coming from a poster who likes the Cardinals....

DIRECTIONER

+6 HS
HotSauceCommittee's picture

I got your back Route4. Fellow Cards fan. I guess someone forgot about all our recent division titles, playoff success, World Series appearances and victories. Oh yeah, and our rich history and fantastic fans. 

Buckeyevstheworld's picture
Baseball talk?

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

+1 HS
route4buckeye's picture

Gracias senor. Haters gonna hate.

IGotAWoody's picture

I haven't been rick rolled in years, thought that shit was finally in my rear view mirror. Thanks.

 - License to kill gophers (wolverines, badgers, etc) by the government of the United Nations

+1 HS
BuckeyeLawyer's picture

I wish I were that fat.

+14 HS
Buckabroad's picture

Would love to see one of these e-tough guys say that to RDS' face.

"The minute we stop expecting greatness, we become Wisconsin."

+1 HS
TUNBUCK89's picture

That 238 came after he took a big dump. Before that he was a solid 240 !!!

DoubleB's picture

The only fat thing on RDS will be his bank account.

Because I couldn't go for 3.
-Woody

+3 HS
B1G 10 Buckeye Stuck in SEC Country's picture

Thank God this is a story.

" Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne 

ScarletNGrey01's picture

Ryan Damn Shazier!

The will to win is not as important as the will to prepare to win. -- Woody Hayes

+1 HS
Crumb's picture

At all the games I went to last year they had a video on the scoreboard that played Radioactive by Imagine Dragons and the first minute of the song showed the team working out in August all of em shirtless, and I remember thinking how is it that even the 300 pounders all looked chiseled? Meyer likes em lean and mean and I doubt RDS got away from what made him a beast at tOSU.

"The only good thing about it is winning the d*** thing" - Urban Meyer on The Game The War

+2 HS
buckeyeEddie27's picture

Pffff, so obviously 'shopped.  What a fat slob.   

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

buckeyeboy31's picture

if that is fat, I hate to think how I would be described

seafus26's picture

If this is fat, I wish the Reds pitchers and catchers throughout the years had only been this outta shape.  And a first baseman that was there too long and an outfielder that thought at least 270 lbs he better swing with all his might every time.

Go Bucks and michigan STILL SUCKS!

Dillon G's picture

I think it was said......I don't always look at men without shirts, but when I do, they are OSU linebackers.

+2 HS
IGotAWoody's picture

^^^This made scrolling all the way to the bottom of the comments worth it. Even the baseball comments.

 - License to kill gophers (wolverines, badgers, etc) by the government of the United Nations

TheNorthernBuckeye's picture

Damn I wish this dude was coming back. Bad bad man. 

"You're an angry football team, and I'm proud to be your coach." - UFM