Across the Twitterverse: Review of the Week's Best Tweets

By Kevin Harrish on July 1, 2016 at 2:15 pm
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You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.

Georgia – where going outside burns as many calories as going to the gym.

I've learned exactly one thing during my first three years of college – all cable companies are bad and you will never actually get the product that you pay for.

This got me looking, and I cannot seem to find photographical evidence that Branden Bowen has ever taken a bad picture. He's got a perfect smile in every picture on the world wide interweb. Check for yourself; it's remarkable. 

I have to give props to Liam McCullough – he stepped up his game this week after a subpar two-week stretch. This week was a real bounce back performance.

I want two things for my birthday (which is July 9th for those of you still gift shopping):

  1. A professional full body massage.
  2. A birthday shoutout from Mark Pantoni. If the dude can somehow get a baby picture of me, he's the GOAT.

I don't typically include tweets from Buckeye commits because they aren't really "Around Campus" per say, but this is one of the most intimidating things I've ever seen. 

See Johnnie, that kind of works except are you calling Brady Taylor a smurf?

Coach Mick might be a worry, but you do you.

Well, at least Pantoni's photoshop game is better than that of new Ohio State quality control assistant coach Joker Phillips. You can hardly tell he even made an edit.

This man's talking about eating a pound and a half of chicken like it's a regular occurrence. I don't eat a pound and a half of food in a day.

Meanwhile...

Specialists Doing Specialist Things

Some members of the Buckeye football team eat a pound and a half of chicken in one sitting, others are more like us – just with a peculiar affinity for fourth downs. 

Meet the specialists.

Also, let it be known that they have significantly more fun than the rest of the team. 

Looks like Liam McCullough is going after Cardale Jones' Twitter crown as well as his deep-ball crown (provided that he's allowed to throw from a 140 foot platform, of course).

Fatality

Twitter is a cold, cold world where only the cold blooded savages survive. Sometimes you do the getting, sometimes you get got. This week, Michael Jordan got extra got.

Michael Jordan had no response or rebuttal which is the internet equivalent to taking a knee in the fourth quarter when you're down 30. You hate to see it, really.

Grill master Price

There are now two reason I would elicit the help Billy Price:

  1. If I need a human broken
  2. If I want a delicious dinner prepared

Billy's giving no handouts though, and not even a teammate discount to his running back.

I have one complaint: where are the pictures?

This Week's Winners of Twitter

There were too many first-place Tweets this week to pick just one, so I'm giving you three – Drue Chrisman, Johnnie Dixon and CinQuan Haney.

See, rules are flexible when you invent them.

Drue Chrisman

This video surfaced of the Michigan locker room doing uh... Something.

Mr. O'Korn was promptly owned by an Ohio State freshman punter.

Johnnie Dixon

CinQuan Haney 

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