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The Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle

SilverState's picture
August 18, 2014 at 1:29pm

This story is right up DJ's alley. :) An excerpt from one fan's experience of the 2011 Bama v. LSU matchup.

The game lived up to the hype. The top rated defenses traded punch after punch, and Cade Foster, bless his heart, couldn't seem to make a field goal. The backup kicker even had one blocked. The 1st quarter ended 0-0, and the 2nd quarter 3-3. Halftime was every bit as electric as pregame. Especially in my wife's shirt. But you can't take a big fancy breast pump that looks like a bomb into the stadium. I think it's in fine print on the back of the ticket. NCAA rule.

If you think you know where this is going - you are correct.

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toad1204's picture

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

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gumtape's picture

If you go to bucknuts they have video of this.

High and tight boo boo

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Faded Trey's picture

I'll just keep the inappropriate responses to myself.

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jamesrbrown322's picture

Only, ONLY, on Outkick the Coverage would you read a story like this. Somehow, again, Clay Travis uncovers a hard hitting story.

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill

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JTACbuckeye's picture

i have also nursed from my wife's bosoms to alleviate her suffering...  mmmmm, God, I miss her being pregnant!

The strong will stand, the weak will fall by the wayside.  100% and then some!

Run_Fido_Run's picture

Reading this story would really p--- off a Michigan fan. The Michigan fan has to endure just as much awkward and painful sucking, but without getting to enjoy the back door national championship a month or two later.

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