This story is right up DJ's alley. :) An excerpt from one fan's experience of the 2011 Bama v. LSU matchup.
The game lived up to the hype. The top rated defenses traded punch after punch, and Cade Foster, bless his heart, couldn't seem to make a field goal. The backup kicker even had one blocked. The 1st quarter ended 0-0, and the 2nd quarter 3-3. Halftime was every bit as electric as pregame. Especially in my wife's shirt. But you can't take a big fancy breast pump that looks like a bomb into the stadium. I think it's in fine print on the back of the ticket. NCAA rule.
If you think you know where this is going - you are correct.