Rob Ford Is Apparently a Texas Fan

May 25, 2014 at 1:33p    by DJ Byrnes    

Toronto's mayor, Rob Ford, is currently cooling his heels in rehab due to his insatiable desire for crack cocaine.

Today, the first image of Ford in rehab surfaced, and in a stroke of poetic justice, it appears Mayor Ford has a bit of a soft spot for the Texas Longhorns:

Texas has been pitiful in recent years, but bad enough to drive a man to crack cocaine? This certainly puts a new meaning on "Hook 'em."

Source: @NewsBreaker


Hovenaut's picture

That photo (taking a sip from the cup)...holy schnike.

I don't advocare in the world...

+3 HS
Baroclinicity's picture

I was just going to say, if he was still alive, Chris Farley would be made to play him in a movie.

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

+4 HS
WolverineKiller's picture

I thought it was Farley at first glance!

Just Win.

Damonbuckeye's picture

This man is awesome...

+3 HS
BroJim's picture

IDK about this.

I season my simple food with hunger

BierStube's picture


"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

+8 HS
AkronBuckeye13's picture

Got further in the dropback than Brandon Weeden ever did.

+1 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

Who's Brandon Weeden?

Nappy's picture

This is the fattest crack head I've ever seen

Fan of bacon since 1981

causeicouldntgo43's picture

Ford looks like Bevo wearing Crocks in that pic..........

Ethos's picture


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