Rob Ford Is Apparently a Texas Fan

May 25, 2014 at 1:33p    by DJ Byrnes    
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Toronto's mayor, Rob Ford, is currently cooling his heels in rehab due to his insatiable desire for crack cocaine.

Today, the first image of Ford in rehab surfaced, and in a stroke of poetic justice, it appears Mayor Ford has a bit of a soft spot for the Texas Longhorns:

Texas has been pitiful in recent years, but bad enough to drive a man to crack cocaine? This certainly puts a new meaning on "Hook 'em."

Source: @NewsBreaker

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Hovenaut's picture

That photo (taking a sip from the cup)...holy schnike.

I am not the Last Dragon, therefore I do not possess the power of the Glow.

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Baroclinicity's picture

I was just going to say, if he was still alive, Chris Farley would be made to play him in a movie.

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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WolverineKiller's picture

I thought it was Farley at first glance!

Just Win.

Damonbuckeye's picture

This man is awesome...

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BroJim's picture

IDK about this.

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BierStube's picture

 

"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

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Nappy's picture

This is the fattest crack head I've ever seen

Fan of bacon since 1981

causeicouldntgo43's picture

Ford looks like Bevo wearing Crocks in that pic..........

Ethos's picture
WTF?

 

"What do you need water for, Sunshine?!" - Coach Coombs, if you don't love this man, you have no soul.