Mark Richt and Georgia Are Sending Recruits Portraits

April 2, 2014 at 2:00p    by DJ Byrnes    
23 Comments

Schools are always sending recruits images and stuff to make their everyday mail stand-out. Some programs (like Ohio State) produce amazing art while others are still struggling to move into the 21st century.

Georgia has gone in an old-school direction, with surprisingly cool results. Here's their latest innovation:

I like to envision a worn out Mark Richt, fresh off dealing with another wave of player arrests, retiring to his artisan rotunda to crank out another batch of recruit profiles. 

Source: @LuxuryLife1K

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Citrus's picture

This looks like it was produced by a police sketch artist. It looks great, if you like wanted posters. 

+10 HS
BAR43's picture

I dont think its a coincidence that this looks like a mug shot.... most SEC players experience this pose at one time or another.

+7 HS
Seattle Linga's picture

Oh snapidy snap snap

mobboss1984's picture

A shot at the SEC. It's on now!

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it.
Bruce Lee
 

Osurrt's picture

Good call....I was thinking the same thing. That the Police Sketch artist was going to be put out of work as Georgia was taking care of the images ahead of time.

+1 HS
vitaminB's picture

That looks like a runner-up at an 8th grade art fair.

+4 HS
teddyballgame's picture

amazing work on the lips

+3 HS
Buckeyeneer's picture

Draw me like one of your French girls, Mark.

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes

THE Ohio State University

+13 HS
BuckeyeSouth's picture

I like how they originally forgot the 'S' in LOOKS then went back and wrote it in afterwards.  Ah, the SEC never fails to amaze.

Embrace it.

+5 HS
brandonbauer87's picture

What's even better is that either one would be acceptable. 

+1 HS
Drewbuckeye's picture

And the three humped M in mark 

F--- Michigan!

+1 HS
Johnny Ginter's picture

it looks like they spent like three hours on the shading of the upper lip

Hovenaut's picture

Skills.

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

+2 HS
buckeyedude's picture

Nunchuck skills, drawring skills...

I know this word is overused, but that picture looks creepy.(I mean the one of D'Andre.)

 

 

+1 HS
mobboss1984's picture

C'mon guys, this is definitely a masterpiece. If I got this in the mail I would commit on the spot.............................to somewhere else!

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it.
Bruce Lee
 

Mizzillion's picture

It may not be legal...

 

thunderhawks51's picture

I for one find it inspirational that someone could overcome an apparent skin condition to rise to the ranks and acquire interest from the best conference in any sport ever

Hayesedandconfused's picture

It looks like he has plastic wrap across his face.

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OH10G419's picture

Can't spell composite without SEC

GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

Reminds me of the missing posters in Joe Dirt. "my dad came out looking like Father time, and my mom looked like the night stalker."

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

Squirrel Master's picture

seriously bad. I did better in my advanced art class my sophomore year in high school and I am definitely no artist.

btw, is it me or is that 1 really long and skinny for a jersey number? I really do wonder what recruits really do think of this stuff. I mean I can see how they think the Sammy Silverman stuff is cool but would a recruit think that picture is really cool?
 

I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!