Texas Tech Alum Wants to Make Kliff Kingsbury Hip

March 4, 2013 at 2:55p    by Ross Fulton    
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Deadpsin got its hands on an email from Texas Tech alum and Lubbock clothing store proprietor Stephen Spiegelberg (no not the director of Jurassic Park) outlining steps the school could take to improve the image of new head coach Kliff Kingsbury. One could be forgiven for mistaking the email as a hoax. The ideas are mostly ridiculous, and prove once and for all that there is absolutely nothing to do in Lubbock.

A few of the suggestions:

  • Get Kingsbury a nickname. Suggestions include "GQ," "Hollywood," and "Swagger."
  • Get Kingsbury a professional stylist, specifically Fred Segal, who has apparently styled "Micheal" Jackson, Brad Pitt, Madonna, Ashley Olson, Bruce Willis, The Beatles, Carrie Underwood, and Adam Lambert. "The list goes on," boasts Spieglberg.
  • Get Kingsbury on the "B-list," which will somehow lead to his being invited to the Oscars and Grammys. Also New York Fashion Week

 


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DLB1276's picture

I think you spelled Stephen Spiegelberg's name wrong...it should be Tom Haverford.

Denny's picture

Entertainment 720 Intern Roy Hibbert will teach Klingsbury how to fight

Taquitos.

AndyVance's picture

You know what I always say: Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Nick's picture

waaaaaaaaaaatt

ATXbucknut's picture

I think Stephen Spiegelberg knows what he's doing.  The last guy he gave an image makeover to is absolutely crushing the party scene in Lubbock now...

NoVA Buckeye's picture

Keith Apicary is still Keith Apicary. Didn't really do much for him.

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

Poe McKnoe's picture

I'm going to leak a memo detailing how Mr. Spiegelberg can improve his company's website.

Dear Mr Spiegelberg,
You should drop the "Berkshire Hathaway" approach to web design and put something on your website.  
Drop the link to the 2011 Holiday catalog.  2011 is so 2 years ago.
Sign up for a free email and include it on your page.  It makes it easier for people to contact you.
- Poe McKnizzy

http://www.shopchrome.com

cplunk's picture

Did Spiegelberg use to own the Flint Tropics? He's a hell of a promoter.

Kevbo714's picture

"'Love Me, Sexy" is the worst song ever written...'

Tom Crean listens to Nickelback...

acBuckeye's picture

Programs like Texas Tech think they need to do these types of things to be relevant. Ohio State does not need to do these types of things.