Texas Tech Alum Wants to Make Kliff Kingsbury Hip
Deadpsin got its hands on an email from Texas Tech alum and Lubbock clothing store proprietor Stephen Spiegelberg (no not the director of Jurassic Park) outlining steps the school could take to improve the image of new head coach Kliff Kingsbury. One could be forgiven for mistaking the email as a hoax. The ideas are mostly ridiculous, and prove once and for all that there is absolutely nothing to do in Lubbock.
A few of the suggestions:
- Get Kingsbury a nickname. Suggestions include "GQ," "Hollywood," and "Swagger."
- Get Kingsbury a professional stylist, specifically Fred Segal, who has apparently styled "Micheal" Jackson, Brad Pitt, Madonna, Ashley Olson, Bruce Willis, The Beatles, Carrie Underwood, and Adam Lambert. "The list goes on," boasts Spieglberg.
- Get Kingsbury on the "B-list," which will somehow lead to his being invited to the Oscars and Grammys. Also New York Fashion Week
Comments
I think you spelled Stephen Spiegelberg's name wrong...it should be Tom Haverford.
Entertainment 720 Intern Roy Hibbert will teach Klingsbury how to fight
Taquitos.
You know what I always say: Don't hate the player, hate the game.
waaaaaaaaaaatt
I think Stephen Spiegelberg knows what he's doing. The last guy he gave an image makeover to is absolutely crushing the party scene in Lubbock now...
Keith Apicary is still Keith Apicary. Didn't really do much for him.
/Duff'd It
I'm going to leak a memo detailing how Mr. Spiegelberg can improve his company's website.
http://www.shopchrome.com
Did Spiegelberg use to own the Flint Tropics? He's a hell of a promoter.
"'Love Me, Sexy" is the worst song ever written...'
Tom Crean listens to Nickelback...
Programs like Texas Tech think they need to do these types of things to be relevant. Ohio State does not need to do these types of things.