What does this Zach Smith tweet mean?

By Jason Priestas on February 14, 2013 at 5:59 am
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So, uhh... What could this possibly mean?

A quick rundown of our best guesses from most to least likely:

  1. Permanent lights for the Shoe.
  2. A new event, Valentine's Night Lights, with speed dating events for the singles in the Ohio State athletic department (complete with Barry White blaring through the stadium speakers).
  3. A stadium expansion of some sorts, closing the gap on or – gasp – surpassing the capacity of Michigan Stadium.
  4. Announcement of beer for sale in Ohio Stadium.
  5. Removal of the FieldTurf... to be replaced by shag swag carpeting.
  6. Grand opening of the Blue Danube, Horseshoe location.

What did we miss?

Source: @CoachZachSmith

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