Jalen Rose: HE ON.

By Ramzy Nasrallah on February 5, 2013 at 6:25a

Following Indiana's win over Michigan, Jalen Rose - no stranger to hanging out in strange houses - hit an off-campus rager.

Dubious and wholly-unverifiable anecdotes from his evening:

  • “He seemed fairly confident that MJ was hungover in Game 5 of the ’97 Finals and didn’t actually have the flu”
  • “Joked how he couldn’t smoke weed because ‘man I work for Disney!! You don’t think they drug test us?’ ”
  • “He claimed he could hit 17 of 20 3s RIGHT THEN AND THERE, everyone howled and said no way, he just laughed and kept yelling ‘f*** ya’ll f*** ya’ll’ “
  • “5am rolls around and he gets asked what time his flight is to leave for New Orleans (for the Super Bowl) – ‘oh I dunno….about 2 and a half hours’ “

Seems like a fun guy to party with, but he's no Rumeal Robinson.

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