Hoke On Not Shaking Urban's Hand Postgame...

By Chris Lauderback on November 24, 2012 at 5:08p

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ou88bocat's picture

Hoke is freakin' joke...I bet if he knew there was a buffet on the 50 yard line, he would've managed to find it!!!


bodast67's picture

Comments section had a few disgruntled M fans but most questioned the second half collapse of the offense.
Hoke saw that Urban didn't have a post-game treat in his hand so he left to find food !
Bichigan sux.




     " I hope when I die, I die laughing"...                

BuddhaBuck's picture

Probably learned it from Harbaugh.

Don't text while driving.

741's picture

I remember Lloyd Carr refusing Tressel's handshake and JT swatting him on the ass and grinning from ear to ear as he walked by. Classic!

avail31678's picture

I never saw that!  Which game?  Video per chance?

LouGroza's picture

Funny, Mattison can get to Urban to shake hands but the so-called savior of scUM can't make the effort. Urban was looking for Hoke, that dumb interviewer practically tackled him to make him talk, still he looked for Hoke to no avail. Hoke is a sore loser with excuses. Sorry if I tell it like it is for the scUM apologists.

Lincoln's picture

First.. I think the handshake thing is dumb, just in general. Especially when the coaches have 100 cameras stuck in their face. BUT
It is tradition, everyone does it, not doing it makes you look like a FAAAT loser.

biggy84's picture

Flounder is a classless piece of shizz! I can tell that he was the neighbor kid that nobody liked, so he would be an asshat by liking the rival to feel relevant. The fat, stinky kid whose whole enjoyment was to be contrarian. 

los_bux08's picture

I think we need to relax. Dinner service for the buffet at the new Casino in town started at 4pm. I mean, if you're hungry, the last thing you want to do is wait in line to be seated at a buffet so why not do everything you can do to beat the rush? Go Bucks!

MediBuck's picture

HAHAHAHAHA. The fat fssk probably is out to Sizzler's to eat his sorrows away. It's 2:53, and _ichigan STILL SUCKS!!!!

"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes

BrewstersMillions's picture

Nice cop out. Whatever.
Anyone see Kyle Kalis? I hope his jersey wasn't too soaked....

rkylet83's picture

Sorry Hoke, just because the Golden Corral wouldn't cater you don't have to pout about it.  Seriously though, shake hands and be a man and handle defeat with class.

Baroclinicity's picture

Making an effort to congratulate the opposing coach after a defeat just isn't what they do at Michigan.

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

LouGroza's picture

All I ever read or hear about from scUM is how classy they are and OSU isn't. Is this an example? I've watched thousands of games and coaches that want to shake hands always manage to do it. Urban is on tv looking for fat boy but cannot locate him. Why? Because Hoke the joke is classless and a sore loser and running away. Big talk from a portly man about scUM this and that but it is all hot air. Desmond, your head coach is classless.

buckeyedude's picture

I read the comments after the article, and surprisingly, the UM fans were quite hard on Grady for not shaking hands. Was rather surprised about that.



741's picture

Apparently some Michigan Men eschew gentlemanly behaviour.

Chris Lauderback's picture

haha...very astutely summarized, 741. 

Alhan's picture

Hoke is a fat turd with a squeaky voice...*gasp* he's Mr. Hanky!!!

"Nom nom nom" - Brady Hoke

toledobuckeyefanjim's picture

Hoke headed for the buffet line -- heard it was free if he got there within five minutes after the game ended. Seriously, I don't think he could find Meyer with all the fans on the field. But he could have come over to the Buckeye locker room and shook his hand in private. Typical classless scUM POS. I hated his fat guts when he coached at Ball State. His Woody impression of wearing short sleeves in cold weather is idiotic.

bigbadbuck's picture

guess you could say he's the biggest scUMbag of them all

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, its a war room

thatlillefty's picture

The crowd rushing the field didn't help the cause but if Mattison found Meyer, Hoke should have as well. Whatever, more fuel to the rivalry...
Just ordered my Ohio State-ment Tee though: http://shop.ohiostatebuckeyes.com/COLLEGE_Ohio_State_Buckeyes_T-Shirts_M...

theDuke's picture

get your t's at the drygoods store bro. They're fresh. And dry. and good as well.


ausmos's picture

Maybe Hoke forgot he is the head coach. After all, he does no coaching during games. Sad their head coach thinks, and acts like, he is only the D-Line coach.

OSUBias's picture

In Hoke's defense, he had a lot of dline coaching to do after Hyde rolled over them to clinch the game even though everyone on earth knew what we were going to run.

7 yards and a cloud of dust is a beautiful thing

JasonOSU_UNI's picture

I never re-watched the 2011 Game, but I assume Fickell was able to find Hoke after (granted, it was probably like finding a 400 pound needle in a hay stack), and if I recall, the fans rushed onto the field last year.  Hoke better get used to the feeling of losing to "Ohio".