Property audits, over a dozen education sessions annually, social media monitoring and - movie night! - a viewing of "Pony Excess" all detailed in an 805-page report filed with the NCAA COI. (osu.edu)
This is why we get nailed for all kinds of small infractions. We have by far the best compliance office in the country and in the self report world of the NCAA, you get nabbed because you know what people have done.
Step 1) Please play your assigned student-athlete sport.
Step 2) If not playing sports, please hide under the nearest rock. Socializing, celebrating, dating, driving, drinking or eating are not worth the hassle. And don't even think about peeing outdoors!
Step 3) We love that you represent the University, but please do not represent the University in any public way.
"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer
Comments
Proof of evolution!
This seems like the exact amount of paperwork I deal with everyday.
"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
The biggest university needs the most paperwork
"Come to Ohio State! We'll totally not be into your finances and also be spying on you in general!"
Taquitos.
This is why we get nailed for all kinds of small infractions. We have by far the best compliance office in the country and in the self report world of the NCAA, you get nabbed because you know what people have done.
The best part of this document is the check for $20,000 payable to "Little Sisters of the Poor."
Compliance document in a nutshell:
Step 1) Please play your assigned student-athlete sport.
Step 2) If not playing sports, please hide under the nearest rock. Socializing, celebrating, dating, driving, drinking or eating are not worth the hassle. And don't even think about peeing outdoors!
Step 3) We love that you represent the University, but please do not represent the University in any public way.
"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer