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Bret Bielema is tying the knot this weekend

By 11W Staff - 06 March 2012
8 Comments

...and his wedding registry is curiously missing both ham-scented cologne and tissue boxes (amazingregistry.com)

Source amazingregistry.com/wedding-registry/Jennifer-Hielsberg/Bret-Bielema/R...

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Comments

Jason Staff on 7 Mar 2012 - 12:42am #

He's set to make $2.5m next year. How on earth could he need that many things?

Corey Staff on 7 Mar 2012 - 4:19am #

I was thinking the same thing when I looked at that "wish list". Then again, $2.5m a year probably gets you a couple of homes to furnish.

Maestro on 7 Mar 2012 - 12:45am #

The shredder is to erase any written history of him claiming that Meyer used illegal recruiting tactics.

vacuuming sucks

NW Buckeye on 7 Mar 2012 - 3:15am #

11W should take up a collection to get him the electric fondue set. That way we will be assured he will have some hot cheese to go with his whines.

741 on 7 Mar 2012 - 7:32am #

I'm in.

The Vest-er on 7 Mar 2012 - 7:43am #

I know it hasn't been been removed, but don't bother with the nickelback boxed set. Picked up that thing of beauty late last night. If he asks, tell him that the commemorative t-shirt that came with it was "missing".

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

RBuck Mod on 7 Mar 2012 - 10:57am #

What are the chances that there will be poles on the dance floor at the reception?

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

Doc on 8 Mar 2012 - 9:19am #

I got him the monogrammable welcome mat. I had "Doucher" put on it. Seriously Brett? You need all this stuff. I guess $2.5M a year doesn't allow you to buy your 3 in 1 egg slicer, or a vacuum cleaner. Here's a little bulletin for ya, you just didn't gradeate and are just starting out. Have some sense, or is this what the card told you to do? Douche!