Bret Bielema is tying the knot this weekend

March 6, 2012 at 7:55p    by Ramzy Nasrallah    
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Jason Priestas's picture

He's set to make $2.5m next year. How on earth could he need that many things?

Corey Carpenter's picture

I was thinking the same thing when I looked at that "wish list". Then again, $2.5m a year probably gets you a couple of homes to furnish.

Maestro's picture

The shredder is to erase any written history of him claiming that Meyer used illegal recruiting tactics.

vacuuming sucks

NW Buckeye's picture

11W should take up a collection to get him the electric fondue set. That way we will be assured he will have some hot cheese to go with his whines.

The Vest-er's picture

I know it hasn't been been removed, but don't bother with the nickelback boxed set. Picked up that thing of beauty late last night. If he asks, tell him that the commemorative t-shirt that came with it was "missing".

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

RBuck's picture

What are the chances that there will be poles on the dance floor at the reception?

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

Doc's picture

I got him the monogrammable welcome mat.  I had "Doucher" put on it.  Seriously Brett?  You need all this stuff.  I guess $2.5M a year doesn't allow you to buy your 3 in 1 egg slicer, or a vacuum cleaner.  Here's a little bulletin for ya, you just didn't gradeate and are just starting out.  Have some sense, or is this what the card told you to do?  Douche!

"Say my name."