PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
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I wanna be, I wanna be like Mike. Oh, wait....
I dress better than Michael Jordan. I didn't think I would learn that today...
Meh, it's not that bad. Though i'd take the so called "bad fashion sense" for his money and ability to get just about any woman he wants.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Mike wears whateverthefuckhedamnwellwantsto that's what.
My daughter is in college, and she taught me how to get jeans like Mike: Sandpaper. Just rub the shit out of 'em. You'll get holes anywhere you want. This is what she is learning in college?
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
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I wanna be, I wanna be like Mike. Oh, wait....
I dress better than Michael Jordan. I didn't think I would learn that today...
Meh, it's not that bad. Though i'd take the so called "bad fashion sense" for his money and ability to get just about any woman he wants.
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Mike wears whateverthefuckhedamnwellwantsto that's what.
My daughter is in college, and she taught me how to get jeans like Mike: Sandpaper. Just rub the shit out of 'em. You'll get holes anywhere you want. This is what she is learning in college?
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."