Random Bro Live-Tweets Vonn Bell Hitting on a Girl

By DJ Byrnes on December 3, 2013 at 10:17p

College love is perhaps the purest:


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buckeyes763's picture

How dare someone call the heavenly food of marketplace questionable!

William's picture

Seriously. From what I remember from my freshman year, Marketplace serves pretty solid food. 

InTressITrust's picture

My freshman year (09) was amazing but the quality has gone down hill ever year since.  Thank you for the nice freshman who allowed me to try it while I was older.

"I'm not going to lie. We're anxious to be a part of a matchup like that. It's two states that love the game of football." -Jim Tressel

Carson's picture

The quantity and quality was pretty decent there when I ate at Marketplace (08-10), but by my senior year the Pasta New Orleans (the creme de la creme of East/West) had been diluted to nearly soup. For shame.

Rapping Bum's picture

This breaks my heart about the Pasta New Oreleans.  
Once I made the mistake of subbing out the marinara for alfredo sauce.

Help is on the way.

branz's picture

Marketplace was incredible my Freshman/Sophomore year (05-07). I would 30-45 minutes for Pasta New Orleans, Chicken Alfredo (with Rotini noodles) or General Tso's. It was definitely worth it.
I am sad for those of you that did not get to experience the same Marketplace.

Maffro's picture

Yeah for college cafeteria food, Marketplace was pretty good. I regularly made the trek/caught the bus from Morrill to go eat there, especially after they put that crap Fresh Express place in Morrill (RIP Morrill Market).
Although I went to OSU during that awkward phase where we didn't have a union or a library, so I don't personally know how all the fancy new dining places are. I've been told that they're good and that Marketplace is nowhere near as packed as it used to be.

mattanderson1985's picture

I worked at Marketplace when  I use to go to Ohio State back in 05.  Man I miss East/West food. I usually take home some leftovers which was always good.

TraptnMI's picture

Angioplasty for everyone! Defibrillation,"CLEAR"!!!!!!!!!!

" It's real good whatcha done Anthony, real good ! "

BuckeyeInOrlando's picture

Nice to know even Buckeye football players have to earn that number!
Now, Vonn, focus on Sparty.

WhySoSerious's picture

Fucking hilarious! 
Vonn let her know what time it is lol. 


Like the ball in the stands, we balls out

Killer nuts's picture

Better not be too late to tutoring

rkylet83's picture

Ah the awkward freshman encounters with girls you want so bad!  I miss college!

FROMTHE18's picture

Eh, she doesnt know who Braxton is...BAIL VONN..just BAIL.

MassiveAttack's picture

Its better than her saying, "Oh you know Braxton! Can you introduce me?"  - lol

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FitzBuck's picture

FIFA?  Kids these days. 
Why not NCAA 2014?  Vonn could put himself in the game....although I think they have him as a White dude with red hair.  

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

DJ Byrnes's picture

FIFA is probably the best sports game out.

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

Bj Mullens over Sully's picture

100% agree

Favorite Buckeye: Obviously BJ Mullens

TNbuckeye91's picture

Sorry. But nhl takes the cake

I come from a long line high, low, and in-between, the same as you. - TVZ

-1 HS
FitzBuck's picture

Wow I guess I shouldn't have questioned FIFA.  
Also soccer is for pussies.  Have at it boys see how much I care.  

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

-2 HS
pcon258's picture

Protip with NCAA: If you run four verticals, the inside slot receiver on the right side runs a post. If you throw it right as he makes the cut, he is open every single time. I used to play alot freshman year...braxton miller won four straight heismans as well as every game for all four years of college. 
BTW: If herman takes a head coaching job next season, I will be applying for the OC position. You've seen tresselball, wait till you see "pconball"

ATXbucknut's picture

I know how this ends...

+1 HS
Doc's picture

....hopefully consensually.  To soon? ;/

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jeremytwoface's picture


And when we win the game, we'll buy a keg of boooooooooze!! And we'll drink to old Ohio 'till we wobble in our shoes.

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

You know, when you've been single for over a year, this sort of thing would be welcomed.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

OSUNEA1986's picture

Advice from the other side: "I have to study" = I'm a pretty smart girl and it will take a bit more work to capture my interest.
Phone number = You're cute..so with a little more effort.....
Go Vonn!

EnlistedBuckeye's picture

I was thinking the same...he didnt find some groupie. Bravo Vonn bravo masterful work young man. 

Buckeye419er's picture

Nothing like your friends to help and make everything much more awkward all at the same time lol.

There can be only one

SoCalBuck26's picture

Pure gold!!!  Lol.  Thanks for making my night, now back to studying =(

BenW's picture

Looks like he deleted some. I remember a couple tweets talking about Chase Farris ribbing him for being a chicken, threatening to go hit on her himself. Good stuff in all. The wonderful world of Twitter.

The People's Buckeye's picture

"You can meet girls in real life?" - Manti Te'o

Class of 2012 - Rose Bowl 2010 Veteran - Sugar Bowl 2011 Veteran - Gator Bowl 2012 Veteran - Gator Bowl TaxSlayer Player

+2 HS
MichiganBuckeye222's picture

for the win.

Representing the Buckeyes in the Mitten State since 1987.



+1 HS
rkylet83's picture

You sir are a genius!

saltybuck61's picture

This was hilarious. A great read. Quite the adventure for Vonn.

Buckeye_in_SEC_country's picture

Surely this dude exaggerated a little bit. An elite athlete at a huge school like OSU doesn't really have to work at all. Just my opinion... I hope Vonn is successful. If not, I'm sure there are a ton of other women at OSU. 

Buckman's picture

If you don't have to work for it, it's not worth it.

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.


droessl's picture

Reading this felt like playing a dating RPG

+1 HS
Yenots11's picture

Upvote. And if you don't know what RPG means, go home. 

Go Bucks!! 

"Aut viam inveniam aut faciam!"

-1 HS
Denny's picture

What if I'm already at home


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Oyster's picture

Use an old costume in a new scenario?

"Scrolling hurts my finger"

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

Freakin' LARPers. *sigh*

+1 HS
DJ Byrnes's picture

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

avail31678's picture

Well, Vonn Bell is in the secondary, so Real Pass Getter??

Torpedo Vegas's picture

Vonn uses Invite to Party. *It's not very effective*
Freshman Girl uses Give Number *It's super effective!*

+1 HS
Yenots11's picture

I'm terrible at the look-a-like game, but he looks like a JACKED Jamie Foxx, a la Any Given Sunday, in this pic. 

Go Bucks!! 

"Aut viam inveniam aut faciam!"

-1 HS
Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Friend of girl doesn't know who "Braxton" is....go home girl.

I lost it here. lol

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

DefendYoungstown's picture


What we can't do in the air we'll do on the ground.

tracyre's picture

This is beyond adorable! 

southernstatesbuckeye's picture

I guess I'm an old fuddie duddie.
All I saw was distraction.
Focus young man. 

I like cookies.

UrbanCulture's picture

There is life other than football. He's in college. 

andyb's picture

Nahh...let em live man. You're only young once! 

southernstatesbuckeye's picture

"You're only young once."
Yeah.  We were ALL only young once.  But hundreds of thousands of us weren't young and playing on an Ohio State football team that will go to the national championship with one more win.  
For most of us, that's not even once in a lifetime.  If I was the boy's coach, I would say "I need your head in the game.  You are a defensive back that has seen playing time this year, and may do so again.  I need you to be ready.  Are you, son?"
There will be plenty of time for girls and romance.  Plenty.  Probably more if you're sporting a shiny new ring. 
Ya feel me, son?

I like cookies.

cdub4's picture

Most of us do not feel you. Not sure how hitting on a girl at cafeteria inhibits focus for the Big Ten championship game on Saturday, but whatever, son.

Also not sure what hundreds of thousands of fans wanting to be football player has to do with anything.... Like they would not be hitting on girls either....get real.

VABuckeyeInsanity's picture

+1 for you sir, even though I can't vote yet.

Denny's picture



Timmeh's picture

Sounds like Ron Swanson

OSUBias's picture

"Coach, why are you stalking me in the cafeteria and not helping put together a better defensive game plan, POPS?!?!?"

7 yards and a cloud of dust is a beautiful thing

pcon258's picture

I see it differently. Seems this girl might be a tough nut to crack. She wasn't impressed by the fact that he's a football player? Fair enough. Forget about her. Focus on the task at hand. Don't text her until January 8th. Maybe she'll be impressed by the fact that he's a football player with a ring. 

hit_the_couch's picture

hahahahahahaha This is awesome.
Is there a pic? The guy's tweets are protected.

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

WOLFofOHIO's picture


there is no greater joy than watching Michigan get slammed. in anything

Basso Profondo's picture

This scared the crap out of me for a second, almost read it "Random Bro Live-Tweets Von Bell hitting a girl" Died for a little bit.  Funny read though, it's the daily battle men face. 

Buckeyeneer's picture

That's what I read too. Soooo relieved.

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes

THE Ohio State University

razrback16's picture

Congrats to Vonn on getting her #

InvertMyVeer's picture

See everyone, defense is already executing better

Football is complicated...

+1 HS
stittracer99's picture

Nick Peterson seems like a good play by play guy. Maybe we can get him to call same games next year instead of Beth Mowins.

Seth4Bucks's picture

Maybe Mowins can just stay silent and tweet, that would work too. Especially since I don't twitter.

Buckeyebrowny919's picture

atta boiiii...Let her know it is STUDY HOURS!!!!

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine

RBuck's picture

He's going in. Good luck, Vonn. pic.twitter.com/7PsH0IAFow
— Nick Peterson (@npeterson5) December 4, 2013

Looks like old Chuck Vonn is taking the bananarama boat to tuna town. ~ Grumpy Old Men

Long live the southend.

Oldschoolbuck's picture

Hilarious! Good luck with young lass, Vonn!

BuckeyeJosh's picture

Maybe I'm an idiot but why do the tweets say December 4th when this was posted on the 3rd?

Jason Priestas's picture

GMT. They've since been deleted, so Twitter's Javascript can't tranform the date into local time.

youngbuck95's picture

A few weeks ago I saw Kyle Dodson have much worse luck. 
It went like this. 
Kyle: Yo Megan.
Megan: Which one? (rough start he didn't realize ugly friend had the same name)
Kyle: Oh my bad I didn't realize her name was Megan too. So uhhh, you wanna like hang out sometime?
Megan: Hang out like?
Kyle: You know maybe go out or something.
Megan: Oh, yeah, sorry, uhh I kind of have a boyfriend. (said in a way that didn't make me feel very convinced that she actually had a boyfriend)
Good luck next time Kyle! Maybe you should go to Vonn for some pointers.

UABuckeye's picture

V Smooth 

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fear.the.nut's picture

The next nickname for an OSU player to come from 11W?

BeijingBucks's picture

Vonn 'Get Some'
or Vonn 'Ring My' Bell
or my favorite

None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. ~ John Milton