Last night on Twitter, Purdue Athletics put the word out: fans are to "black out" Ross-Ade Stadium for Saturday's clash with Ohio State.
[Checks pulse of Buckeye fans still on a high from Saturday night.]
[Observes trip to West Lafayette from Columbus can be made in under four hours.]
[Sees that you can get into the game for $13.]
Wait. Do you guys think we can scarlet out Ross-Ade?