Photoshop Phriday: Big Hank

July 5, 2013 at 10:03a    by Jason Priestas    

Hello, Photoshop Phriday fans. It's that time again.

If you're new to 11W Photoshop Phriday hijinks, your task is simple: Take some or all of the elements of the photo above, grab Photoshop (or MS Paint if you like to party) and make us laugh. Or awe us. Designers, if you want a higher-res version of the photo, click it. The world is yours.

Leave your work as a comment in this thread and one winner, chosen via comment voting, will take home a free shirt of their choice from Eleven Warriors Dry Goods.

The Rules:

  • Entrants must be 18 or older.
  • The entry must feature some or all elements of the photo of Johnathan Hankins that you see above.
  • Residents of Michigan are ineligible.
  • Deadline for entries and voting is noon on Monday, July 8, 2013.

Good luck!



USMC11917's picture

I'm on my phone and can't work any magic but I'm gonna give this to the first taker....This has to be a Hacksaw Jim Dugan remix.....hhoooooooooo!!

RB's picture

Looks like he just saw the ice cream truck.

mtharp's picture

someone pls make this in to big hank beating Joey Chesnutt at yesterdays hot dog eating contest....  I'm dying laughing picturing how i would do it but my photoshop skills suck...

Geraffi's picture

what's photoshop?
How about big hank holding Brady Hoke over his head with a giant plate of Wimpy Burgers on top of Hoke's fat gut?  Add Devin Gardner sitting on top. 
I have no photo shop abilities whatsoever. 

Michibuck's picture

That's MY plate of ribs you're eyeballin'.

steensn's picture

Didn't you guys know that Big Hank is Spiderman's older adopted brother Hank Hankins?

dancorona5's picture

kickin it with Rob, doin work, son!

Buckeye1036's picture

What is going on in the top right corner?  Looks like it might be Fat Urkel in women's underwear.

HolyBuckeye1093's picture

That's Mark May wearing women's underwear in the bkgd. I always try to incorporate it into every one of my pics.

otrain2416's picture

haha I'm glad you pointed that out good stuff

Idaho Helga's picture

Bless you, bless you for the Fat Urkle/underwear.   In know it gets old for many here, but, not me.  Like ever.  When Mr. May reforms I will.  So I guess it's a death match.

jbenz's picture

In my imagination, this is how Mark Emmert gets dealt with.

9Route's picture

I'm just happy to be here


^ Switch the gun out for a pork chop and you got it.

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.

Urban Nation Army's picture

Best photoshop job, IMO

Bet you can't say "Bert Bielma is a bumbling buffoon" five times fast.

Unky Buck's picture

What's the weather like, Hank?
It's gon' rain!


brandonbauer87's picture

Grossly under appreciated. 

Unky Buck's picture

Haha, thanks Brandon. I was late to the party, which is typical since I don't usually get home until well after 7. No worries though. I have fun doing these regardless of the amount of upvotes I get.


brandonbauer87's picture

I think this one wins it if its posted earlier. 

AndyVance's picture

Unky, this is one of your best entries yet. It's spectacular.

Unky Buck's picture

Thanks Andy!


Urban Nation Army's picture

This or Darth Hankins.

Bet you can't say "Bert Bielma is a bumbling buffoon" five times fast.

otrain2416's picture

This is my fav great work great idea

Unky Buck's picture

Thanks OTrain. I had the idea as soon as it went up. It just seemed right, lol


Urban Nation Army's picture

wish I had photoshop...

Bet you can't say "Bert Bielma is a bumbling buffoon" five times fast.

BuckeyeInOrlando's picture


...and just for fun...

lippertini's picture

...thumbs up from one of us of a certain age.

Buckeye1036's picture

This was the first thing I thought of.  Been studying for the bar exam and didn't have a chance to make or post this until now.  Can't believe I'm the first to do this.

Citrus's picture

I bet if Hank were voting he'd chose this one.