Let This College Football Hype Video be Your Shot of Methadone During the Long and Cruel Offseason

May 14, 2013 at 3:50p    by Jason Priestas    

Let's count the ways this 2013 college football hype video is great:

  • Six minutes of the plays and moments that defined the 2012 season.
  • An amazing shot of Ohio Stadium in the intro.
  • A heaping dose of the things Braxton Miller does that makes you want to name offspring for him.
  • Jadeveon Clowney destroying Michigan's Vincent Smith.
  • Lache Seastrunk's one-legged touchdown scamper.
  • Fat fan holding a pole and waving his shirt.
  • Nick Saban painfully forcing a smile as he hoists the crsytal football.
  • Decent music and perhaps best of all, beautiful 1080p video.

We're still 107 days away from the start of the season, but if you watch this video every four hours, you just might make it.



BuckeyeSki's picture

Manziel looks like a chicken running around with his head cut-off in a lot of those highlights. Kid can play (not hating) but most of those were ill-advised throws across his body. Very lucky his teammates believe in downfield blocking....

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Orlando Pancakes's picture

I wanna knock somebody's head off!!!!!

jmw's picture

Is it September yet????


tussey's picture

no love for zach boren's hit on devin gardner. SMH

smith5568's picture

Good video but my bias shows when I am disappointed there is no Boren hit on Gardner and no Shazier goal line stuff/ff on Ball. 

buckeyepastor's picture

Fun video, but there's a lot of great OSU-hype stuff on youtube to keep me sated through the summer.   

"Woody would have wanted it that way" 

tennbuckeye19's picture

I feel like there was way too much Lennay Kekua in that video. 

Buckeyebrowny919's picture

1:55 is just silly. makes everyone look like children

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fear.the.nut's picture

1:40 - going into Jadeveon Clowney's hit - lyrics "Maybe I should cry for help" *destruction*
1:55 - Braxton's juke vs Cal - lyrics "Maybe I'm a different breed" *broken ankles*

Hovenaut's picture

Ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues, but this helps.

A little.


We have filled the Braxton Miller position.

buckeyepastor's picture

Here's a video to get through the summer with.   
Shazier hit at 1:50
Boren on Gardner at 11:15

"Woody would have wanted it that way" 

Veraton's picture

Loving these hype videos, I still think my all time favorite though was the 2011 teams video to Buckeye Nation.  I was a year removed from graduating and couldn't remember a time I was more down as a fan after the scandal.  I remember watching the video and thinking that no matter what happened that season it wouldn't be long before we were back on top and really appreciated the fact the team addressed all the fans.  Was psyched for the season. 
Does anyone else feel like running through a wall after watching these?  I need to open a gym and just throw Ohio State hype videos on the TV's and playing through the audio.  I don't think id ever have trouble powering through a workout!
Football season can't come soon enough!

Earle's picture

To give us this in early May is simply cruel. It doesn't take the edge off, it just makes the craving worse.

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Kurt's picture

Well they managed to find the one Auburn highlight for 2012.

Maestro's picture

That Kent State play was reeeeeeeeeediculous.

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