Brady Hoke's Solution to Student Football Game Attendance Problems is Free Glazed Donuts

April 24, 2013 at 12:33p    by Jason Priestas    
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Brady Hoke has a plan... and it involves free glazed donuts.

Michigan has a problem with students arriving late for home games, leading to empty seats well after kickoffs. To combat this problem, the school announced general admission seating for students Tuesday. One day later, head coach Brady Hoke tried his hand at a solution.

And it involves glazed donuts:

We don't know if there is a perfect tweet, but if so, that may be it.


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droessl's picture

Are scUM students Ryback? 

703Buckeye's picture

Ryback doesn't wear jean shorts...

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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

John Cena does.  Or did.  He should offer free boxes of Fruity Pebbles instead.

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Nappy's picture

Whats next, free cupcakes at halftime?

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brandonbauer87's picture

They tried that once. It went down as one of the biggest upsets in college football history. 

NoVA Buckeye's picture

#MACtion

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toledobuckeyefanjim's picture

This Toledo win over that school up north never gets old for me.

Dougger's picture

Comment of the day! I was driving to a cookout losing my sh.t listening to this on the radio... good times.

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RoyWalley's picture

Thanks for sharing this one, I forgot about it.  Classic

Dougger's picture

Shocking.......................................................................................................not

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Hovenaut's picture

I heard the Hokester actually wanted brunch......

Glazed donut, bacon cheeseburger

jeremytwoface's picture

Holy God Almighty.............
 
That actually looks incredible

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

ohhiyo's picture

you've actually tried this?? WHERE??!!

bucknasty13's picture

At the Florida State fair.

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

The donut burger?  From the State Fair?  It is amazing btw. 

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jarheadbuckeyefan's picture

Also if any of you are in the tacoma washington area during the puyallup fair I suspect the Krispy Kreme fried chicken sandwich from the Deep Fried Everything stand would be a hit with you all as well. deep fried chicken inside a raspberry filled donut with bacon and cheese, oh the artery clogging bliss....

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

 deep fried chicken inside a raspberry filled donut with bacon and cheese

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Gametime's picture

I second this!

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AndyVance's picture

Headline of the day, right there.

jeremytwoface's picture

Didn't one of the OSU coaches bring doughnuts to students camped out for an OSU basketball game?
Wasn't it Vrabel?

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

BuckeyeInOrlando's picture

EDIT:

Coach Hoke: Free glazed donuts for all students himself before noon home games all daily activities.

IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

Yeah, there's no guarantee the TSUN students will even get the donuts. Hokey Pokey's buying them right? Say he "gets lost" on the way there with them?

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BrewstersMillions's picture

I'm just going to go and say if this is true, its pretty darn cool.
I really can't bring myself to hate Brady Hoke. The guy is a great fit for UM, which makes them better-which in turn gives us as fans a better game to watch each November. Now don't get me wrong, I want each UM\OSU game to end with Meyer standing over Hoke's bloodied corpse yelling "Where is your God now?" at Michigan fans, but that doesn't mean I hate Brady. I just find myself wanting that sort of treatment to happen to Michigan no more than any other school.
Dude's pretty cool in my book.

Do I come off as arrogant? Shame on me, I was hoping it would more obvious.

BuckeyeSki's picture

If FOOTBALL isn't making them come out....he really thinks DONUTS will? #SomebodyIsHungry

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buckeyedude's picture

You're not thinking like a Hoke, Ski.

 

 

brandonbauer87's picture

+1 solely for reminding me of this. 

BME_Buckeye's picture

It all started with those donuts from Buckeye Donuts for Hoke following the 2012 game.
Edit: Stepping away from the jokes everyone is making, if anyone is looking for a good place to get some donuts or bread off campus at a fair price in Columbus check out Audino's Italian Bakery right off I-71 on 11th and Clara. Great food at a low cost. 

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el duderino's picture

Couldn't agree more. One of Columbus' best kept secrets. My dad is obsessed with their apple fritters, and has passed that obsession on to me.

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Crimson's picture

They just opened one in Hilliard on Fishinger too.  Their donuts are pretty amazing.

Buckeyeholicwompa's picture

Hoke would be better off taking a bite into German galore with a Resch's donut

GoBucksToledo's picture

Hoke:
"One for you, one for me."
"One for you, two for me..."
 

jeremytwoface's picture

THIS JUST IN!!!!
 
 
Brady Hoke is fat.

The first man gets the ((((Oyster)))), the second man gets the shell.

GoBucks713's picture

is this the real life.....

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USMC11917's picture

What? Wait a minute...This isn't another Fat Hoke Joke?

IBleedSandG's picture

When I saw the heading under Buckshots, I thought to myself, "This has to be a joke, right?"
Can we get a new Dry Goods shirt made that mocks this?

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BuckeyeChief's picture

LMFAO!

 

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bigbadbuck's picture

Brady in his slimmer days

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Run_Fido_Run's picture

Good catch. This is Brady today:

bigbadbuck's picture

LMAO.......Very Nice Fido

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ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

OMG LMFAO this is one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen!

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Grayskullsession's picture

The Brady Hoke who said that is obviously an imposter. The Hokester would never give away his donuts. I want video proof dammit!

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BuckeyeSki's picture

Pay Donuts For Play Showing Up

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Run_Fido_Run's picture

Hoke is on to something here . . . glazed d-holes for double-glazed a-holes:

 

bigbadbuck's picture

In related news, Donut shops within a 25 mile radius of Ann Arbor are gearing up, Krispy Kreme stock is up 3 points and Domino's is unveiling its new Pizza sauce and sausage filled glazed donuts in hopes that they too will be able to cash in on this business bonanza

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Run_Fido_Run's picture

And that's after Brady Hoke made the following public statement earlier today:

I spoke with the administration and, unfortunately, they did not agree to support my plan to give free glazed donuts to all students before noon home games. I must apologize to local donut purveyors . . .  I promise to make it up to them.

AltaBuck's picture

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tdible2132's picture

I honestly can't believe this is real life.  He's just asking for it!

DefendOhio's picture

Brady Hoke is fat.

NoVA Buckeye's picture

Brady Hoke: Free doughnuts to students that show up early.
TRANSLATION: Free doughnuts to me that are coming out of the money that you used to buy season tickets, but please come to the games early, please.

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I just want to say Thank You to everyone of you who has posted on this thread.  I haven't laughed this hard in months.  Flounder is comedy gold.  Flounder in the Spiderman suit is the best.  Damn that was funny.

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